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The Fuze Burns...

Just as the navies of olde used the slowmatch to ignite their cannons, my fuze burns. As the man said, Wake Up, People. We are at War. Not with Slobfuckia, or Ignoramia, but with a Civilization. A crude civilization, to be sure, but one with 1,400 years of cunning and guile under their sashes. A civilization that has ridden on the back of Western rationalism and technology, as the flea rides the hound, for centuries.

Now these scabs of humanity, these subhuman vipers, have determined we are evil, and must die.

Was it our rock and roll? Our half naked women? Our abandonment of humility? Who knows? Who cares? Beethoven drove these animals crazy 200 years ago. The decadence of modern Western Civilization is a straw man, a convenient bogie for these beasts to fling themselves against. No, it's not our Way of Life. It is our very existence.

Here is the Deal, and you can like it or not, I don't care. Nor do the coveters of your severed head: we are Infidels. We choose not to hew to the diktats of a repugnant religion. This quasi-civil service pecking order, to be honest, is abominable.

I despise Islam. It is the Uncle Waldo, the pedophile, of organized religions.

Hate me yet? Too fucking bad. Read on.

Mohammed was the Hitler, the Stalin of his day. He was an Arab conqueror, a warrior, intent on subduing the entire Middle East, and beyond. Islam was the cobbled together tao he used to make the subjugated more pliable. Nothing more. Prophet? What a fucking joke.

Listen: Mohammed conquered a recalcitrant Jewish tribe, the Qurayza. Marched them to Medina. Sold the women and children into slavery (Muslims not only created modern slavery, they still practise it). Lined 600 to 900 men (despite paeans to the Arabic advances in mathematics, they obviously could not count worth a flip fuck) and BEHEADED THEM WHILE MOHAMMED WATCHED IN ATTENDANCE. Think about that for a minute, or two. Think about that.

You can have your issues with Moses, or Jesus, I don't care. I don't recall either of those chaps presiding as impresario over the mass beheading of almost a thousand souls.

There is your Religion of Peace. Or Submission, if you speak Arabic precisely. I have no respect for a cabal that exhibits the traits of jackals, and hyenas. Actually, I figure the humane thing to do is to put it out of its misery altogether.

Unless they want to live in peace. I don't care what you practice, personally. Hell, I was a nichiren shoshu Buddhist in college. Big fucking deal. However, I hear a great fucking echo in the Muslim world, the land of people who act like pigs, and dogs. A great echo of silence about the barbarities committed by their fellow religionists. Shameful. Fucking shameful.

I suspect I'm supposed to feel sorry for the women in chadors, and burkhas, who are assumed to be against this jihad shit, who will be beaten if they speak out. Well, Fuck You Gals, too. Quit being slaves. Quit being allowed to make yourselves slaves.

I want a Muslim, ANY Muslim, to decry this shit. Not on Fox News, not on CNN. In a Mosque. IN A MOSQUE! DO IT! DO IT!

Can't, can you? You'll be vivisectioned, won't you? And that is because the terrorists, the Islamofascists, are actually the purest form of Islam. They are rectifying hundreds of years of accommodation with the West. Remember that: the beheaders are the Purest of all Muslims. And they all want to kill you.

I'll be excoriated as a Hatemonger for this screed. I don't care. At least I live in America. This rant would earn me a 10,000 Euro fine in France, because it is considered hate speech, and they are pissing their pantaloons they are so infected with radical Islamists.

I'll end this now, but only because I'M finished. And for all you pindicked Arabs:

I've got your fatwah right here.