Bwahahahah!!! Problem is, 51% doesn't win anymore.

I wonder how much of his wife's money dumbnuts spent to get elected.

Well, in lieu of an update on the lovely Key, I guess this post is a bit of a harbinger of normalcy?

I'm with Joan. Give us an update if you would.

Did ya see a picture of the guy? It's on the front of today's Sacramento Bee. I don't know how he got one mistress, let alone two! I agree, he shouldn't have resigned.

LOL! I know it's a company moniker, but Sempra Energy does sound kind of like a ho name.

Good Lord -- what a freaking stoopid douchebag! Why doesn't it surprise me that he's from Snoba Linda (next town over from where I currently reside)-- the 'Land of Gracious Living'? YL is all about [pretentious] conservative family values blah blah ad nauseum. I know you love that thing about absolute power corrupting -- how about 'a little bit of (perceived) power results in niggling, petty, pussified stupid-frat-boy venality" or something along that line? How do you not know that your mic is live? Bah. Did I stress stupid? No wonder this state is in such a mess -- if we're electing this kind of moron (of whatever party affiliation) to take care of business! Figures he's an insurance salesman.
So this post does indicate that Key is doing better, yes? Go take her a nice cup of tea & fluff her pillows & tell her we're all asking after her.
Brilliant post, as always -- even if you're hitting a little close to home here!

Yeah, just an assemblyman, not much of a title. Now if he were a Senator on the other hand, who knows what he might have done...

So this morning he's claiming that his resignation is not an admission of his having affairs -- he's only guilty of "inappropriate story telling". So Junior high locker room. Jerk.

The crowning touch on their public stupidity is that they haven't learned from all the other idiots that went before them ... if caught red handed, confess and apologize - then STFU!!! That moron Sanford is still running off at the mouth.

Re-register as a Democrat, and this all goes away. What was he thinking?

Am I the only bumpkin who has no idea what "eye patch underwear" is?

I concur with the rest of your posters - my best to Key and I hope she is healing well. Sounds like she was in a great place, if any such exists, for something like that to happen.