That picture is just so WRONG!
Posted by jackie at July 17, 2007 3:55 PMAhhh, ZARDOZ. The testosterone answer to Barbarella. WTF were these assholes thinking, making dreck like this?
My only memory of this film is [thankfully] a LARGE flaming head near the beginning. It's quite enough, thank you.
Posted by Erica at July 17, 2007 5:48 PMbad.Bad.BAD. So glad I never saw it.
Posted by Jean at July 17, 2007 5:52 PMOH my GOD! Just make it go away,,,
Posted by Michele at July 17, 2007 6:28 PM"Birds don't nest in barren tree," ?
I don't mind a hirsute man, but, urggh!
He certainly needs a tan...
Posted by Joan of Argghh! at July 17, 2007 7:06 PMDamn, is that a webley?
Posted by og at July 17, 2007 8:25 PMThat scared me.
Posted by Chickie at July 17, 2007 8:34 PMI think you might have just found your opening night outfit for the Helen festival.
Posted by james old guy at July 17, 2007 8:42 PMThat's not Sean Connery, that's a picture your ex took on your wedding night
Posted by Jack Straw at July 17, 2007 9:09 PMMy eyes. OMFG, my eyes.
Posted by Randy Rager at July 17, 2007 9:52 PMOh, damn, that's funny! Zardoz must shop at the same store as Borat. Heinous swimwear.
Posted by Peggy U at July 17, 2007 10:08 PMJesus Creeping Shit.
Now I need to rinse out my eye-bones with hydrochloric acid.
You can be forgiven for posting photos of javelin-punctured feet and that pic of the dude with the axe buried in his head a lot sooner than you'll be absolved for this brain-burner. Yeef.
Posted by Elisson at July 17, 2007 10:17 PMThat would be almost tolerable, but, good got-almighty. What's up with the boots? Maybe if I can ever figure out what "Yeef" means, that'll explain it. Hell, just put a parrot on his shoulder, make a hook out of his other hand, put your pimp hat on him, and you've got a blodge meet photo... or a Urban Pirate from the 70's.
Posted by RedNeck at July 17, 2007 11:06 PMRedNeck...'scuse me, sir. I know we haven't been formally introduced, but... I think 'Yeef' might equate with 'Yeesh'. Could be a Jooooish variation or sumpin'. Maybe.
Posted by Jean at July 17, 2007 11:18 PMGood Lord, where do you find this shit? I've always thought that Connery has the sexiest voice ever -- do NOT need this visual. Thanks a bunch. The braid's not terrible, but the diaper, suspender and thigh-highs combo -- "Yeef" is about right! Now go find us a picture of Charlotte Rampling from same. Can't wait to see what she looked like in '74! They must've all been smokin' some hellacious ganja!!
Posted by Marianne at July 17, 2007 11:54 PMIs that a shot from the movie or from the wrap party held in some hideous 70s crack den bondage club?
Posted by Mark at July 18, 2007 5:03 AMDaughter just found this on Netflix -- going to have to get it and watch. =]
Posted by Marianne at July 18, 2007 9:47 AMThe guy is facing the world with a six-shooter and a banana-hammock! How can that not be cool???
Posted by Nate at July 18, 2007 5:52 PMOh God. I'd forgotten about that movie. Definitely a career detour there.
Posted by Jerry at July 18, 2007 11:46 PMI saw that movie. Fortunately, I was stoned when I did. That made it almost watchable. Sean Connery was trying to distance himself from his James Bond persona. I also remember they had some woman humming the Second Movement of Beethoven's 7th Symphony during the opening credits.
Posted by Denny at July 19, 2007 2:51 PMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQR9cHkyeFM
All you'll ever need to know!
Posted by johnb at July 19, 2007 6:04 PMI saw that movie. Fortunately, I was stoned when I did. That made it almost watchable. Sean Connery was trying to distance himself from his James Bond persona. I also remember they had some woman humming the Second Movement of Beethoven's 7th Symphony during the opening credits.
Posted by PatrickWills at November 4, 2012 6:06 PMbad.Bad.BAD. So glad I never saw it.
Posted by Brosee at January 24, 2013 5:33 PMI think you might have just found your opening night outfit for the Helen festival.
Posted by AngelSmith at February 4, 2013 4:25 PM