I think I must bow in admiration to the master. Elisson, you have ummm... a way with words. ROFLMAO.
Posted by Teresa at November 10, 2006 2:54 PMIf I knew who I was talkin' to, I'm sure I could come up with some wise-ass comment!
Posted by James Hooker-Nipple Whisperer at November 10, 2006 5:34 PMI figure tht if you could fly faster than the speed of light, you might well fly up your own ass. Then again, long division gave me cramps.
Posted by Jim - PRS at November 10, 2006 9:05 PMA disk instead of a dick?... tsk, tsk.
Posted by Jean at November 10, 2006 9:53 PMHe once acknowledged that he's referring to his lack of longevity, but justifies this trait under a cost-benefit analysis.
If it works...
Posted by sadie at November 11, 2006 1:17 AMDicks, discs, theory of relativity etc. makes me think of an old question and answer joke.
Q: In what sense is the theory of relativity and an hard-on the same?
A: The more you think about either the harder it becomes.
Posted by KeesKennis at November 11, 2006 5:23 AMDarth, gone, Disc, in. I'm bettin' on pappy that he's figured out the exchange. He's probably got a 12 "disc" changer in stock should that situation come up.
This post is way too fast for me. I'd better stop effing around and go check all the area dicks and make sure they haven't turned into saucers.
Woot!
Posted by Erin O'Brien at November 11, 2006 5:02 PMThere was a young wanker from Wight
Who jerked off much faster than light
he rubbed up one day
in a relative way
and got off on the previous night.
(with apologies to Ogden nash)
Posted by og at November 12, 2006 1:03 PMAnd who better to inspire Og than Ogden?
Posted by Elisson at November 12, 2006 5:35 PMOne Prick Goes In, and A Disc comes Out, That's some Deep Shit Mann, I really need to lay off the speed
Posted by G@rgoyle at November 12, 2006 8:28 PM