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I�m not sure which bird The Bride saw, but you�re a rippingly inept birder. They are two different birds. In your whiskey-sweat delusions you think that the red-headed woodpecker (Melanerpes erythrocephalus) is the same as the red cockaded woodpecker (Picoides borealis). Asshole. Take some ibuprophen and step away from the keyboard�

Posted by rankin' rob at January 1, 2005 12:17 PM

I'll take the peckerwood.

Happy New Year to you and yours, V-man!

Posted by Christina at January 1, 2005 12:51 PM

somehow i think you spend most of your existence on the verge of getting the fucking tar slapped out of you by the bride....

Posted by mr. helpful at January 1, 2005 2:50 PM

No, no. Only half of my existence. The other half is consumed with actually getting the fucking tar slapped out of me.

Posted by Velociman at January 1, 2005 5:52 PM

Are you pedantic? Heh. Gee, I don't know. Are you same person who authors this blog?

Posted by Key at January 1, 2005 6:39 PM

What did B.B. say?..."Ain't it just like a woman?"

Posted by jmflynny at January 1, 2005 8:21 PM

I think it's evident the bride doesn't slap the tar out of ya near enough!!

Posted by Michele at January 2, 2005 8:32 AM

I find either one damn tasty in a gumbo. (The woodpecker, not the tar.)

Posted by Dash at January 2, 2005 10:00 AM

Just consider that the alternative is blithe ignorance...

Posted by Desert Cat at January 2, 2005 11:01 AM

Blithe Ignorance. Now there's a blog title.

Peckerwoods are endangered too, you know.

Posted by rankin' rob at January 2, 2005 11:22 AM

rankin' rob,,,for an endangered species there sure are a LOT of peckerwoods around!

Posted by Michele at January 2, 2005 12:37 PM

You can grow mimosas on trees?

Posted by Evilwhiteguy at January 4, 2005 12:13 AM