I’m not sure which bird The Bride saw, but you’re a rippingly inept birder. They are two different birds. In your whiskey-sweat delusions you think that the red-headed woodpecker (Melanerpes erythrocephalus) is the same as the red cockaded woodpecker (Picoides borealis). Asshole. Take some ibuprophen and step away from the keyboard…
I'll take the peckerwood.
Happy New Year to you and yours, V-man!
somehow i think you spend most of your existence on the verge of getting the fucking tar slapped out of you by the bride....
No, no. Only half of my existence. The other half is consumed with actually getting the fucking tar slapped out of me.
Are you pedantic? Heh. Gee, I don't know. Are you same person who authors this blog?
What did B.B. say?..."Ain't it just like a woman?"
I think it's evident the bride doesn't slap the tar out of ya near enough!!
I find either one damn tasty in a gumbo. (The woodpecker, not the tar.)
Just consider that the alternative is blithe ignorance...
Blithe Ignorance. Now there's a blog title.
Peckerwoods are endangered too, you know.
rankin' rob,,,for an endangered species there sure are a LOT of peckerwoods around!
You can grow mimosas on trees?