Beg some tickets, sell them, then use the money to stock your bar. Watch the game at home. That way, you can piss sitting down, which I wouldn't advise doing in a stadium public bathroom.

Jesus. Can you tell me that jism jokes even compare to that one?

Had a bad experience squattin' to pee Rob?

I would like to say a word or two about sit-pissing on behalf of the "Men Who Use Ladies' Rooms Association."

.....Nah. I ain't had enough bourbon.

Jim, I'll look for ya tomorrow on the next "Geraldo".

I AM THE MASTER OF THE SIT PISS. NONE COMES BEFORE ME.

ALL HAIL, THE SIT PISS MASTER!