Beg some tickets, sell them, then use the money to stock your bar. Watch the game at home. That way, you can piss sitting down, which I wouldn't advise doing in a stadium public bathroom.
Jesus. Can you tell me that jism jokes even compare to that one?
Had a bad experience squattin' to pee Rob?
I would like to say a word or two about sit-pissing on behalf of the "Men Who Use Ladies' Rooms Association."
.....Nah. I ain't had enough bourbon.
Jim, I'll look for ya tomorrow on the next "Geraldo".
I AM THE MASTER OF THE SIT PISS. NONE COMES BEFORE ME.
ALL HAIL, THE SIT PISS MASTER!