This dog is doomed. Too old for adoption, and too ugly. He'll ride the spike to Neverland.
Somebody should go over to the Atlanta Humane Society and give him a reach-around. He deserves it. I'm not doing it, though.
But IF you were to go jerk old Buddie off, he'd feel a lot better. I would, too. You? You'd probably feel like shit. Maybe even throw up.
You'd be ashamed.
I still think you should go ahead and do it. It's for Buddie.