December 11, 2012

The Malignancy Spreads

It seems Danish tennis star Caroline Wozniacki had the temerity to mock the rather audacious physical qualities of Serena Williams at a recent exhibition match by stuffing her sports bra and whatever those splendid underthings are called. Witnesseth the awesome:


Yes, I left that extra large for you. Now she is being accused of racism by the usual cabal of nomenklatura who exist only to feed parasitically off the misguided guilt of the tattered remants of western civilization.

What did I see? A girl having devilish sport with an adversary. Mocking, and yet in a way praising, Serena's rather splendiferous attributes. (Nota bene: I would hit Serena Williams like Frank Booth on Dorothy Valens). So Caroline is having fun with Serena's body. Not her melanin content. Yet she is a racist.

This is utter, craven bullshit of the highest order, and I have had enough. I personally reserve the right to mock anyone, on any issue I choose, and if you choose to take offense I truly do not care. I don't care what your one-drop count is, or if you embrace anal sodomy, or if you worship a paedopheliac butcher. I'm going to mock you. Just as I mock my own cracker brethren. This is called humor, and it is the safety valve of over-pressurized societies.

You don't get a pass from me. There is no Get Out of the Bath House Free card. There is no Fear of Fatwah card. There is no indolent reparations bullshit card that will ever sway me. You? You? You were born to be mocked. We all are. Get over yourselves. You are all Scut Farkus, long overdue for a punch in your damned noses.

Here's a novel idea: grow a spine, and some dignity to accompany it. You might also engage in some interval training, because I'm on to you, and I'm after you. Better still, let us sit down for a game of chance. I have a nice, fresh deck of cards here. It doesn't have a race card, it doesn't have a queer card, it doesn't have a naked 9-year-old wife card. Odds are I will beat you at chance, and I will beat you at reason. I will chase you down in the woods with my ancient heart if necessary, and beat you there. Senseless. With a bootful of your sodden ideas.

Having bared my soul, I must say as addendum the extraordinary Ms. Wozniacki might question that Danish heritage. Lech Welesa just texted me, and claimed her.

Posted by Velociman at December 11, 2012 7:09 PM

The problem with mockery, at least in UK, is the existence of the Public Order Act, which has been used in recent years to JAIL PEOPLE whose only offense is to speak a racial slur or, in one case, to make "ape gestures" at a black soccer player. There's discussions currently underway about abolishing the Public Order Act, with Rowan Atkinson (Blackadder, Mr. Bean) prominent in support of being offensive without risk of prison.

Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2012 8:16 PM

You can't make fun of our "Melanin Enriched" members of society without being called a racist. I might add I can fap to that picture too.

Posted by: johnB at December 11, 2012 9:03 PM

The thought police might at least have waited for Serena to complain, but they couldn't risk it.

Posted by: james wilson at December 11, 2012 11:30 PM

They mocked Henry 5th with tennis balls and he kicked ass and gave some good speeches

Posted by: jean arthur at December 12, 2012 2:20 AM

Don Imus advises:

At all cost avoid using the phrase 'Nappy Headed'. That's grounds for termination.

Posted by: Rocky at December 12, 2012 9:23 AM

Thank you V-Man for upholding Truth, Justice, and the American way.

Hey Prosper, enjoy Sharia Law.

Posted by: Roger in Republic at December 12, 2012 11:44 AM

Well she got the gender all wrong....both Venus and her brother Serena are really males born Jamaal and Luther Williams from L.A. Should have used a pringles can instead.

Posted by: IrishEd at December 12, 2012 6:37 PM

"Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
The long and the short and the tall.
Fuck all the blond cunts and all the brunettes;
Don't be too choosey, just fuck all you gets.
So we're saying goodbye to them all,
As over back to our rustpots we crawl.
You'll et no erection at short-arm inspection,
So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all. "

Posted by: vanderleun at December 12, 2012 8:27 PM

That was the most thoughtfulsome thing ever, Gerard!

Posted by: Jewel at December 13, 2012 7:09 PM

Scut Farkus......


How the heck do you remember all the movies you've seen and all the books you've read?

Inquiring minds want to know

Posted by: Cletus Socrates at December 14, 2012 11:08 AM

What was Serena's reaction?

Posted by: B Moe at December 15, 2012 3:27 PM

"There is no Fear of Fatwah card."

No? Then why don't you post under your right name?

The "fearless" who nonetheless conceal their identities get no points. Indeed, they get sent to the back of the line, as phonies deserve.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at December 16, 2012 10:49 AM

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