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Behold!

The Spikes Tactical Havoc Launcher:

As soon as my AR-15 build is complete this will be my first add-on. It is designed to legally shoot 37mm flares and smoke grenades. Wonderful toys in and of themselves. But Lo! You can also get these:

Adapters. So that you can fire 12-gauge flares from your 37mm grenade launcher. A small thing? Yes. But with infinite possibilities. Why, a person could adapt these to shoot Bacon Bits at infidels. Urine bombs at neighborhood nuisances. Or: dare I say it? Mustard gas.

Mustard gas is legal, ain't it? I mean, not for use on battlefields, but for personal use? I don't know much about it, but I do believe it is more stable than chlorine gas, or phosgene. Still tricky stuff. They would be tiny doses, but who's clearing trenches?

I had a World War I gas mask I bought in high school in a surplus store. Sure would come in handy now. But as I recall I converted it to a hyperbaric marijuana mask. Ever have your mom walk into your bedroom and find you passed out with a gas mask on your face? No. Of course you haven't. And neither have I. But that day was coming, and I ditched the thing to a friend for half an ounce. I was Fair Trade before Fair Trade was cool.

At any rates, there are any number of things I could pack into those adapters and launch. Feces, spittle, my leftover turnip greens. But, by God, mustard gas.