Posted by Velociman at June 11, 2012 9:54 PM
Manny Pacquiao apparently pummelled his opponent senseless the other night, and lost on a split decision. The "winner" exited in a wheelchair. Now the sports world is up in arms about the supposed skullduggery in the boxing world, that most noble of sports. Fixing a fight? The horror. Lookit: boxing hasn't been honest since the Marquess of Queensbury was blowing Jem Mace through a tavern loo gloryhole in the Liberties of the Savoy back in the day.
It's quite simple, really. Affirmative action. Bradley was spotted 10 melanin points prior to the fight. Pacquiao was additionally deducted 3 points for being a damned Papist.
It's not good old follow-the-money boxing corruption anymore. It's new politically-correct boxing corruption. Please try to keep up.
And: Pacquiao will have to literally execute Bradley and Mayweather in his next two fights to win even split decisions.