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Absolutely correct, most of what Stewart excretes is bile, which leftards mistake for wit. Most of them have no sense of humor at all anyway, especially about themselves.
Personally I think if you don't have a little humility you can't have a sense of humor.
Stacking him up against Harvey Korman is a little unfair since he was THE FUCKING MAN!!!

As predictable as the sun coming up in the morning

As predictable as the sun coming up in the morning

Franken and Stewart were cut from the same cloth, but where Stewart got the big pieces, franken is just the remnants, patched together like a cheap piecework leather coat, a slice of deer here, a slice of cow there, some horsehide and brontosaurus foreskin thrown in for variety.
This is the face of our future. This is the world we leave to our children. Look upon it and despair.

I think his "funny voices" routine speaks to the attention span, or to get the attention of the stoners, of his main viewer demographic (plz delete duplicated post)

Carrying Harvey Korman's jockstrap? That was Tim Conway's job.

And Mr. Conway was exemplary in that role.

I came to hate all TV. One evening, I shot it. Then I realized that I couldn't let it sit there, sparking and smoking, I shot it again. I believe in the doubletap. The remote got one in the channel advance button. And out to the road with the carcasses.

Charleston's favorite proggy son is Stephen Colbert. Who also is not funny.

I thought Letterman was dreadful, but his audience didn't. Carson was probably a standard that will not be matched because the audience was already sliding with the talent. It is as if the host is careful to sound as stupid as his fans so they may think they are all equally clever.

I'd already shot the Dodge, so I just put the tv on the curb with a note and it was gone in the morning.

Jon Stewart may not be funny, but at least he comes up with new shit more than once a fortnight. Heh.

That's true, Elisson, but then Stewart has a six figure income for being an ass, and Vman is a professional chicken sexer. Or so I've heard.

tv? no comprende.

Merry Christmas, Kim!

I don't get paid to sex those chickens.

Merry Christmas, V-man.

You mad that me and Jon rain the train on your fat ugly daughter?

Btw, V-Man you're a bitch. And I hope your children die in front of you. Lol.

I think Predalien is just jealous that V-Man isn't limited to asexual reproduction.

Poor widdoo Predalien, the bad man said something about Jon Stewart. Stamp your little foot and let the tears flow, little girl.

predalien merely wishes his breath smelled like Jon Stewart's dick. Even pred's mommy doesn't want him to come out of the basement anymore.

lol, ya'll mad?

Oh and fuck Jon Stewart and everybody who thinks this is about him.

Damn I think that you gots yourself your own troll.
Doesn't matter anyhoo. It is only us retards that appreciate the wit.

tsk, tsk. Predalien, we don't give a fuck what you think this is about, we just enjoy abusing you, you syphilitic little roid.

You're abusing me threw a monitor? What an egotistical faggot you are. V-Man you really need some better posters at your shitty ass blog.

Only because youre too big a coward to come out from behind yours.

You mad that me and Jon rain the train on your fat ugly daughter?
Posted by Predalien at January 2, 2012 3:20 AM

Oh and fuck Jon Stewart and everybody who thinks this is about him.
Posted by Predalien at January 2, 2012 9:53 PM

Going by the subject of the original post, and the way you spelled "Jon" in the first quote, and for that matter the way you seem to be fluttering your little hands and sputtering about Jon Stewart in every single comment to this post, did you just declare an intention to fuck yourself?

^Yes.