January 16, 2010
Forward Planning
Introducing the Tac-15 customized tactical crossbow for AR-15's:
Because everyone needs a contingency plan. Sure, you can mutilate scores of zombies with the 90 round magazine on your black rifle, but how will you kill the errant and occasional vampire? Huh? Huh?
Whoever came up with this idea needs a fucking Ford Foundation grant, or some weapons-grade funding from the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation. Because this dude has it going on.
As an aside, I hope to capitalize on the soon-to-be-elitist need for AR-15 crossbow bolts in exotic hardwoods. I've already smoothed out a few specimens in cocobolo, Brazilian rosewood, and bocote. It's nice to be able to combine killing things with depleting endangered natural resources, I always say.
That is freaking OUTSTANDING.
Posted by: apotheosis at January 16, 2010 7:09 PMAs you may or may not know. The U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service raided the Gibson Guitar factory in Memphis. They're probably on their way to North Georgia as we speak.
Posted by: Tbird at January 16, 2010 7:33 PMAs if that intro vid on their site wasn't just sheer gun porn already, they had to go and suggest mounting an underslung chainsaw on the lower picatinny rail.
They're awesome and they damn well know it.
Posted by: apotheosis at January 16, 2010 8:10 PMI want me one of those.
Posted by: Elisson at January 16, 2010 8:16 PMI'll take two, as a contingency plan.
Posted by: Yabu at January 17, 2010 9:21 AMSure beats my (2) .38s and a sawwed 20 gauge.
Posted by: Mockingbird at January 17, 2010 12:01 PMBetter get one quick before the liberals get it classified as an assault weapon!
Posted by: Pat at January 18, 2010 9:53 AMI like :D
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