January 14, 2010
Safer
As I predicted earlier this week, the Cult of Doomsayers, Marxists, and Onanists Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists moved the clock back today, to six minutes to midnight.
Gee, let us recap what has occurred since the Bulletin last adjusted The Clock in 2007:
Iran began testing advanced centrifuges
Russia began developing new offensive nuclear strike systems
Iran doubled their number of centrifuges to 6,000
North Korea launched a long-range Taepodong-2 nuclear capable missile toward Japan
Iran refused to halt their nuclear weapons program
The United States reversed its decision to deploy missile defense in eastern Europe
Iran activated a uranium conversion facility capable of creating a nuclear weapon
Now I'll admit I am but a hayseed, but aren't all of these events bad? Do they not all lead to further nuclear instability? Do they not bring us closer to a dreaded nuclear exchange? Then why do the Atomic Scientists move the clock back?
Well, we do have a clean, articulate, light-skinned, dialect-averse Negro in the Oval Office, you fucking silly billies. Get with the program.
Well, it's Nobel Obama and his court molesters against a handful of certified loonies, and we all know a royal crush beats a straight jacket any day.
Posted by: Andy at January 14, 2010 9:44 PMMaybe it's Doomsday Savings Time?
Posted by: Elisson at January 14, 2010 11:14 PMAnd let's not forget, the Chinese just announced they have anti-missile capabilities now as well. And unlike Ronald Reagan, they aren't offering to share what they've developed.
Posted by: rob sama at January 15, 2010 7:46 AMIs that US doomsday time, or metric doomsday time? If it's metric, you multiply times 25.4 to get the actual doomsday time. Or is that divide by .03937?
Posted by: og at January 15, 2010 8:22 PMThis post has been linked for the HOT5 Daily 1/16/2010, at The Unreligious Right
Posted by: UNRR at January 16, 2010 9:18 AMBecause Obama and his Mob can't count, can't tell time, can read nothing longer than CliffsNotes, and plain just don't get it.
We might be in Hot Shit, just ask Al Gore. I'm certain a thermonuclear detonation is a tad bit warmer than the temperature of the planet core.
Posted by: Yabu at January 16, 2010 9:20 AMThe Chinese government's hack attack is just a friendly misunderstanding, right? Nothing to be concerned about ...
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