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I think George Clooney put in an offer on this thing. The mansion in Italy is getting downright dull. And liberals do like nice things, you know. The nicer, the better.

I'd say that it was a massive phallus, but one gal of my acquaintance (and she's seen a lot of phallus) says that she's never seen one that tapers like that. Then she started telling me about this one guy, she called him Needle Dick, ... y'all don't want to hear this story.

They're getting paid to leave the Emirates alone. Unless somebody pays them more, of course. Aint nothing getting sploded round there anytime soon. It's bad bidness.

Precisely my thoughts although nowhere near as funny in my mind.

So, exactly how big are Arab penises anyway?

Don't know how big they are, but they obviously don't combust well.

And we still have a giant gaping hole in the middle of Manhattan.

Heard on Fox Todasy that a mosque will occupy, if not the top, a floor very near the top of the tower.

Insurance, of sorts.

Y'know, I once took a dump at the top of the Sears Tower. Not a statement against the building, mind you, I was on the observation deck and the urge to download some brownware came upon me. Probably the change in atmospheric pressure. Really nice terlits in that place, BTW.

I can't see any trips to Dubai in the near future, but should I go, I'll have to see if I can crap from an even loftier perch. All that hummus and goat meat should help.

"I tried something like that once up the road in Babel, and everybody ended up talking raccoon."

ROFLMAO. *sniff*

Good one. The mental imagery was rather entertaining to say the least. I believe that 'Gaghdad Bob' will prolly have a word with you soon, however...