November 29, 2009

Romanced by the Stone

Am I the only person to grow weary of the ubiquitous usage of stacked stone in the building trades? I applauded the application in residential construction a dozen years ago, as it was evocative of the style of generations past, when local sourcing of building material was the standard. Now every convenience store, strip mall, vet's office, and fast food joint as far south as Florida uses it with mindless abandon.


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Enough with this shite already. Building stone isn't even indigenous to Florida, and when every damned house in a neighborhood is pimped out with stacked stone the habit has jumped the shark from differentiation to slavish lockstep.

Worse, most of this stuff isn't even true stacked stone, it's veneer, cladding. A cosmetic affectation with the usual underlying least-common-denominator crap construction that will have people scratching their heads in fifty years. All that expense on window dressing when the building blocks themselves are matchstick?

Putzes. I'm looking for the ultimate in pedestrian social grasping: a stacked stone doghouse. There has to be one out there, somewheres.

Posted by Velociman at November 29, 2009 10:55 AM | TrackBack
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I have been annoyed by that type of stone for a while. Worse than the fact that it is just a veneer stuck on, much of it isn't even stone, it is pigmented concrete shaped like stone. I liked it when it was first being used, for the same reasons as you. I applauded the return towards vernacular architecture, but it has been bastardized once again. Hopefully one day, people will return to their roots and learn to build like they once did.

Oh, and I've never seen the stacked stone dog house but I have seen the stucco dog house before.

Posted by: Cody Pless at November 29, 2009 12:53 PM

Sir, you have inspired me. I'm off to the Home Depot to buy the materials! What about lighting, coach lamps, or motion activated spots?

Posted by: Casca at November 29, 2009 2:36 PM

About 12-15 years ago I had the dream of a beautiful stacked-stone cottage on a grassy slope leading to a creek. Then, as it became as commonplace as stucco, the charm wore thin. Everybody has it now and who the hell wants what just every other person out there has? In Florida no less.

Still, in this vein, one of the oddest and most befuddling sights to date remains that enormous friggin' Tudor built atop a sand dune just south of Ponte Bedra Beach.

A real WTF? if I've ever seen one.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 29, 2009 2:46 PM

How about that castle-thingy there jmf? The owner of that castle actually uses that as a "party house" for various rituals and events of a sort that wouldn't appeal to most residents in the area. Apparently, it's a finished project. No electricity, no running water, very dark and medieval.

Meanwhile, speaking of Tudor. Gotcher Tudor doghouse right chere.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at November 29, 2009 3:16 PM

That's Castle Otttis, Joanie. Good for weddings and receptions and such. Would also be perfect for a medieval bondage party. If one were so inclined.

No word on whether it has a stone doghouse.

Posted by: Velociman at November 29, 2009 3:27 PM

Dollar for dollar, it costs about 5% more than conventional brick, plus it looks better, but it is a pain in the ass to lay as compared to brick.

At least, that's a rumor I heard from somebody in the business.

Posted by: dick at November 29, 2009 3:44 PM

Not that I disagree, but it is still better than the pseudoStucco-over-Styrofoam that is common around here.

Posted by: Sevesteen at November 29, 2009 4:19 PM

I would love a true stacked stone house, but as you say, none of that fake veneer crap.

Real. Stacked. Stone.

For a nation that prides itself on "keeping it real", we sure don't.

Posted by: Randy Rager at November 29, 2009 8:33 PM

Stone doghouse?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/barbaraland/7159767/

Check

Posted by: flockofone at November 29, 2009 11:24 PM

I'd wager that the only thing resembling stone anywhere near that Mickey Dee's is the gravel in the driveway concrete. That "stone" is almost certainly some kind of resin. The whole storefront probably doesn't weigh 200 lbs.

Gerry N.

Posted by: Gerry N. at November 30, 2009 12:30 AM

Nice VW bus.

Posted by: Les at November 30, 2009 5:14 AM

It is a fad, nothing more, and it will be gone in a few years with just the eyesore left behind. Remember the Coral colored toilets? The log homes that have an R factor of fucking zero?
I'll stick with my house that was built in 1910 with rough-sawed oak framing. It isn't fabulous or anything, but I will trust it when a twister comes rolling in.
When you live in the Midwest you gotta think like that.

Posted by: Cocklebur at November 30, 2009 10:50 PM

Holy cow, I thought it was just Utah that was doing that. Literally about 70% of the new business that go up are made of that identical stuff!

Posted by: Christian at November 30, 2009 10:52 PM

I'd like a stacked stone mailbox.

Posted by: Never mind who at December 1, 2009 12:04 AM

I knew a woman once who was stacked like a brick shithouse. Or was that a stacked stone doghouse?

Posted by: Elisson at December 1, 2009 12:13 AM

Like this one?

Posted by: PeggyU at December 1, 2009 4:02 AM

Narrator: "Next week we'll delve deep into Kim's mind for his take Hurricane shutters!"


I'm leaving now.

Posted by: dick at December 1, 2009 7:00 PM

I fo und one made out of ginger bread. Does that count?

Posted by: RedNeck at December 1, 2009 10:12 PM

Back when I lived in Idaho a friend and multi-generational native of the region got so fed up with the all the log homes he built one for his dogs. Darn nice one too.

Posted by: ThomasD at December 1, 2009 10:47 PM

You want fries with that?

Posted by: RedNeck at December 2, 2009 5:55 PM

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll ....

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I'll bet Mcdonalds paid you for this post and photo.
Why don't you get The Pirates House to advertise with you?

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