Barack Obama: I am the first Pacific President!
Harry Truman: Really? Ever do this?


Fuckin' awesome!
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at November 16, 2009 10:24 PMSnappy answers to stupid-assed statements.
I like it.
Posted by: ThomasD at November 17, 2009 12:09 AMWell put.
Posted by: Nathan at November 17, 2009 7:26 AMBe very careful about what you wish.
Posted by: Arcs at November 17, 2009 7:33 AMYeah, Barry would probably get confused and drop that somewhere around Alaska, or Texas, or near Athens if he reads anything you've ever written.
Posted by: Cody Pless at November 17, 2009 7:49 AMYou do realize that most of the folks who died in the Hiroshima blast did so from skidding.
Posted by: dick at November 17, 2009 8:24 AMI do loves me some fireworks....
Posted by: Yabu at November 17, 2009 9:59 AMYou'll wonder where the yellow went when you drop the bomb on the Orient.
Posted by: Pat at November 17, 2009 2:09 PMHarry Truman was a legendary master of the intricate, ballet-like movements which characterize the ancient, inscrutable Western martial art of Yuck-Fu.
Posted by: Mike James at November 17, 2009 4:01 PMI've got the pool on how far up Obama's @ss Truman would have stuck his foot if the two had ever met.
Posted by: Cappy at November 17, 2009 8:05 PM