November 10, 2009

A Salvationless Army

1st Army officer: "I'm gay."

Promotions board: "You're dishonorably discharged!"

2nd Army officer: "I want to cut off your infidel head and pour boiling oil down your throat!"

Promotions board: "How'd you like to be a major?"


Exit question: Do they still frag officers?

Posted by Velociman at November 10, 2009 6:42 AM | TrackBack
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Do they still frag officers?

We'll continue to support the Army as long as we feel they can be trusted.

If they insist on promoting and retaining guys like this, that support will evaporate.


Posted by: Brian Dunbar at November 10, 2009 7:59 AM

I hope so....

Posted by: Yabu at November 10, 2009 8:43 AM

Ah, a Thought-Experiment. An all-too-rare exercise in this thinking man's Army.

Here's a dilemma, though: To prosecute this war (World War IV, by my lights) effectively, we need people who are fluent in Arabic. But many of those people are Muslim... which, alas, presents its own set of issues, given the nature of the war we are fighting.

Me, I think as soon as they saw this guy's Internet contacts, no matter how innocuous they thought everything was, they should have mustered his ass out of the Service. But hindsight is always 20:20, innit?

Posted by: Elisson at November 10, 2009 5:59 PM

Sure, but a good NCO can usually break any of their potentially fatal bad habits and most usually do.
I never had an issue with breaking in a new officer.

Posted by: dick at November 10, 2009 6:32 PM

I was pretty much speaking of Casey.

Posted by: Velociman at November 10, 2009 6:49 PM

I know, and I would have broken him. No sweat involved.

Posted by: dick at November 10, 2009 7:56 PM

You've got the irony perfect. Muster out patriotic queers, but promote terrorist Muslims in the name of PC.
Question: Does this fit the profile of our current commander-in-chief?

Posted by: Dagny at November 11, 2009 12:38 AM

Hasan isn't a real officer. He's a fricken psychiatrist in the medical corps. Docs and rank are all bullshit. Most of the medical corps should be contracted out.

Casey is obviously a turd, and should have been bilged after his piss poor performance in Iraq. He has opened his mouth, and removed all doubt.

And Dick? Dick is a blowhard.

Posted by: Casca at November 12, 2009 1:02 PM
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