November 4, 2009
'Tis the Season
In an inspired moment our dear friend Baldilocks has saved us all a world of head-scritching for Christmas gifts and published a new novel, Tale of the Tigers. Looking for that special gift? Here it is! No brainer.
Juliette describes it as an interracial love story set at a southwestern university in the 1990's. I shall review it as soon as possible.
Go. Buy. The gift of literature is the gift that keeps on giving. And occasionally keeps us blodgers afloat.
Unlike that Twelve Months o' Candy Panties I gave Key last year. They tasted terrible. Especially after she made me wear them all day. She said it was a Pottery Barn rule, but between us I think she was just having sport with me.
Sounds more like a Potty Barn rule.
Posted by: Cappy at November 4, 2009 10:43 PMThe definition of "horrified": The expression on your fifteen-year-old daughter's face when she finds the box of Edible Panties in your nightstand.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Elisson at November 5, 2009 12:34 AMThe gift of literature is the gift that keeps on giving. And occasionally keeps us blodgers afloat.
¿Cuántas copias de su libro de....oes it actually take to keep oneself afloat? This might be my million dollar Mythbusters show pitch! I am sooo stoked right now.
Seriously, dude. Let's approach this from a save-the-beer prospective. If I was looking to construct a raft to escape your average apocalyptic flood, how many copies would I need?
Just askin' is all......
Posted by: Andy at November 5, 2009 11:58 AMYou're not supposed to eat the string that slides up the crack of your ass.
Of course, I had to learn that the hard way as well.
It even has a football theme! The novel, that is.
Posted by: baldilocks at November 7, 2009 9:55 PM