Velociworld

I know them two babes from the South Side of Chicago. Names Nape and Nappy.
AKA Big top women.

Looked like 600lbs. of Fattie Friday to me. Maybe 70 lbs. of tits.
And I believe I saw one of those girls at Fantasy Fest last week.

Well, that'll teach me to look at blogs at work.

Dooshbag.

Erica,

Anyone who looks at Velociworld at work rides the dragon. You know that.

P.S. Get any winks from your supervisor?

Christ. That looks like something I would post. Slow writing day at the Velocicasa?

Let's just say it was a more visceral than literary day, shall we?

I think I know those two (four) old gals. They live over here on the NE side of the Classic City and shop at the Piggly Wiggly on North Ave. They were hired to demonstrate how Dial Dish Detergent cuts the fat. But the only thing cut was the cheese when the short one bent over to get more soap. Ever since then we call her Bubbles. Her friend is called 300/100. Three hundred pounds of Mama and 100 lbs of tits. They generally shop at WalMart in leopard patterned spandex.

That is disgusting.
Meanwhile the rest of America is at work.
That little video was probably funded by taxpayers!

Say, anyone know where da Ajax at? I gotta scrub my eye-bones.

You rotten bastard. You seem to have let the iron law, "THAT WHICH IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN," slip right out your haid.

Have you no decency, Sir?

Far superior entertainment than the genital warts you posted a few years back. You only had that up a few hours, but it was long enough to allow me the mistake of looking at it; just gross. When will you post it again?

OMG. I should have read the comments before clicking. Why, oh why did I even look, especially while I was at work?

Dittos Cody. Damn.

"NSFW" would have been an appropriate label.

Now to go purge my cache...

Due, that warranted an NSFW warning. Luckily, I had my office door closed...

That said, I did post to twitter...

My apologies. Shit, morons, even I don't open my site at work.

You win this round, V-man.

Cheers,

Mint

Nobody here is fooling me. You all would gladly trade in your miserable lives to be that pink loufa for 15 minutes.
Especially you Vanderluen.

I mean Vanderleun, Jerard, whatever.

Good God man. You know who those two ladies need? Pipelaya. Staight ups.

Ack!!! I updated Windows Media Player for that?

I'm laughing so hard I pee'd my November candy panties!