November 1, 2009

The Scribbler

As I was taking my coffee this morning, admiring the foliage on the back deck, I noticed a rare visitor: one Argiope aurantia, also known as the Writing Spider, or the Scribbler. This moniker is due not to the markings on the little beastie, but to the intricate, alphabetine quality of the old girl's webs.


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I should take her appearance as a portent of Good Things, that I will find the ability to write something, anything, of value. I believe there is a direct relationship between the fullness of one's soul and the desire to put fingertips to keyboard. Even as the well of the soul is dry, so does the inkwell of ideas empty for me. And my inkwell of late has been as encrusted and moistureless as a sclerotic old artery.

However, when one's country is being sucked into a maelstrom from which it may never recover, scribbling mewling complaints about it seems about as utile as complaining that the Corealis effect in this hemisphere is sucking us down counter-clockwise instead of clockwise. And about as mythic.

I reminesce with rue upon my gripings during the Clinton years. (Buggery in the bunkers? Midnight basketball? What the hell is this guy thinking?) I still believe the man coarsened and cheapened the office, but in orders of magnitude he was merely a silver-tongued rapscallion with an errant pecker. What a fool I was.

What we have now is a different thing altogether. As different as that Scribbler and the dangersome Brown Recluse. I am free to impute ill will and bad faith to my opponents in this arena, as they are with me. I consider bad faith to be preferable to rank stupidity at any rate, so it's not that demeaning a charge.

Does Obama operate in bad faith? Well, that would presuppose the existence of some faith system on the man's part to begin with. I believe he has none. Whatever demeaning, racist, and accusatory brand of Christianity he pretends to ascribe to is nothing to me, as I do not recognize the tenets of Christianity in any of it. As for bowing to a Saudi potentate, I am at liberty to presume he was actually bowing beyond the man, from Riyadh towards the general direction of Mecca. I believe the man and his cohort ascribe the worst of male fides to those who think as I do, and I merely return the presumption.

It is a strange man, with a strange mindset, who strives to run a nation state he obviously abhors. Even the worst of tyrants operate within a framework that attempts to rectify supposed grievances visited upon their fiefdom, and endeavor to return some measure of glory to the Fatherland, or the Motherland. Not this fellow. I have never heard him utter a single sentence signifying pride in his homeland, or admiration in our many sublime accomplishments. Even his own amour-propre has the stink of shame to it. Ultimately, I do not think he is even capable of having true pride in himself.

What is to be done? Nothing I'm capable of. Scribbling, I suppose, like the spider, whose runes and hieroglyphics are incomprehensible even to itself, and thus of no intrinsic value. Bitching, and moaning, into the wind. The saddest part, and the part most fraught with the peril of my disengagement, is that so many of my fellow citizens seem impervious to the threat, to the fact that we have elected a provocateur, a man predisposed from youth to unwind the strong bonds lashing our myriad culture together, intent on fashioning metaphysical nooses from the remnant strands.

I don't believe in nooses. Or pitchforks. Or torches. There was enough of that in my corner of the country before I was whelped. Likewise, the time of feathers and tar is behind us, for that is a shame tactic, and we live in a world without shame. The loyal opposition is no help: they brought us to this tear in the fabric of our civilization in the first place with their free-whoring ways and glib repudiation of their constituents.

Perhaps I should have smashed that spider; not all omens are favorable, after all. And spinning a fabric of such unfathomable despondency is normally considered poor form, if not self-destructive. Fortunately, they haven't re-introduced Prohibition, so there's the John Barelycorn approach to the tip of Maslow's hierarchy. Perhaps I should just go self-actualize myself, two fingers at a time.


Apocalypto!


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Comments

I sure wish I could write like that with a dry inkwell (or even a full one, for that matter).

Posted by: Jim - PRS at November 1, 2009 6:50 PM

Like I've said..."too many people on the outside looking in." I would upgrade to three fingers. The majority has no clue what is happening. Sad, but true.

I second Jimbo.

Posted by: Yabu at November 1, 2009 7:31 PM

To keep the theme going it might be good to remember: "Oh what a tangled web we weave / when first we practice to deceive."

Posted by: Vanderleun at November 1, 2009 8:22 PM

Its funny that writers take the end of the world as we know it as pretty bad, but the inability to churn out a couple paying paragraphs as much worse.

Posted by: Doug_S at November 1, 2009 9:38 PM

Fingers, hell. I'm a pint ahead of you already.

And I couldn't write that well on my best day, regardless the presence of liquid loquacioiusness or the lack thereof.

To your "Fifty rounds up a bad road", I would second that motion. These times lead to such roads, they surely do.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 1, 2009 9:40 PM

Doug,

I don't think we measure "value" in the same way.

Posted by: Velociman at November 2, 2009 4:18 AM

I think Barry's dissatisfaction with his adopted country is merely a useful tool in the hands of smarter men with nihilistic tendencies.

It has ever been thus: the anarchists have no real plans to build up anything after they've burned it down, they merely say they do. They destroy things just to watch them tumble, but must gain the cooperation of otherwise normal people and do so with vain flattery and bilge about One World.

As for religion, the nihilism of the Jihadists fits well with the only tangible Christian context that applies to Obama: "a little child shall lead them."

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at November 2, 2009 8:12 AM

Obama is a tool, a tool of Bill Ayers and Obama's muslim friends. Ayers wrote his first book Dreams for him. And I tend to think that the reason why there's no record of anything he did at Columbia is that he spent his time there as a muslim, giving up drink and praying a lot.

There's a limit to how much he can do, however. Should the Dollar collapse and the country truly be impoverished, there'll be a military coup. Whether or not he realizes that is another matter.

Posted by: Rob Sama at November 2, 2009 9:00 AM

No matter what I did or did not think of previous presidents, I have never felt this uncomfortable with my leaders.

This rather vague uneasiness and unsettledness over everything. I don't like it.

Posted by: Kath at November 2, 2009 9:10 AM

Likewise, the time of feathers and tar is behind us, for that is a shame tactic, and we live in a world without shame.

Well said, V-Man. There was a time in the not so distant past when bringing shame upon yourself, family or community/country was the ultimate in poor character/behavior/decisions. Maybe we should rethink our place in a shameful world.

Posted by: WolfDog at November 2, 2009 9:57 AM

the Puppet Prez.
No soul required.

Posted by: Jean at November 2, 2009 10:06 AM

Husbands' Appalachian comes out when does that spider - covers his mouth. Says he, if it can see your teeth it will write your name in its web and you will die.

I think it a very proper analogy, actually.

Posted by: LauraB at November 2, 2009 4:30 PM

Hoss, if this is you bereft of inspiration, I can't wait to see what happens when you get het up again.

Posted by: apotheosis at November 3, 2009 1:07 AM

Wait a second, there. That spider is only showing 4 legs.

Posted by: Mockingbird at November 4, 2009 10:20 PM

I count five legs: the center-right one is tucked up a bit.

Eight-legged spiders are hard to find in the wild. Always birds and such nipping them off. Maybe that's why God gave them so many extras.

And there's something about fat-abdomened spiders that makes me gasp, even though I tend to let most spiders have free rein of the house (just stay out of the bathtub, plzkthx).

Posted by: dicentra at November 5, 2009 4:14 AM
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