August 31, 2009

O is a Concept...

Justice is a gallows, built with contemplation and remorse.

Retribution is a lamp post, with spittle and curses, and dogs nipping at your heels.


Our Messiah has shown himself, in nine short months, to be a callow soul no one will ever believe again, his lies inveighing too heavily against him. His minions will continue, having invested their soul in him, but their days, too, are numbered, hence the ferocity of their bark, if not their bite.

And so we are left with three and a half years of a stupefyingly demented creep in the palace of the people, whose pimps and harridans will ever still attempt to foist their binocularized utopia upon us, like zombified Fuller Brushmen, impervious to our cries of No Sale.

I for one intend to enjoy these times, these unseemly times, when the dollar is a shadow of a ruble, and the rights of man are the rights of The Man.

I might be well and truly fucked, but I'm not as fucked as the mendacious frauds that presumed to coerce me into their little schemes.

The Dream is Over.



Posted by Velociman at August 31, 2009 9:09 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Never see the term through. Not pulling the shit he's doing now.

Posted by: dick at August 31, 2009 9:46 PM

Yeah, Dick's right.
Are we gonna be stupid enough to let this play out?

Shit, I hope not.

9/12?

Posted by: doubletrouble at August 31, 2009 11:46 PM

It's working out better than could be hoped. They're all in, and they don't have the cards.

Posted by: james wilson at September 1, 2009 12:00 AM

It'd take something pretty radical to get people fired up enough to throw the bum out bodily. And if people haven't got it through their heads that he's radical enough in and of himself, I can't quite imagine what that'd be.

Worst case of all, some dumb sumbitch martyrs the bastard, and saddles the rest of us with the resulting race riots, civil unrest, months of wall-to-wall hagiographies on every channel from CNN to local weather, and four years of mandatory quiet time for everyone to the political right of Mao.

Posted by: apotheosis at September 1, 2009 12:22 AM

Well, don't fucking sugarcoat it, Velociman. Just come out with what you think.

Posted by: Vanderleun at September 1, 2009 12:52 AM

So now the hand is tipped, and Herr Hussein is at 45% and dropping. The will to do what needs to be done doesn't exist anyplace where it will do any good.

The right has utterly castrated itself.

Posted by: Egg Shen at September 1, 2009 11:40 AM

I do believe in a Rickenbacker...

Just Sayin'''

Posted by: Sam at September 1, 2009 6:07 PM

I really wish I had something more profound to say than "God, I love this blog." Well and truly fucked, eh? Well, I guess that is well and truly true of us all at this point in time.

Posted by: Anniee451 at September 1, 2009 8:47 PM

apotheosis - well said, my friend. Well said.

Posted by: Anniee451 at September 1, 2009 8:49 PM

"foist their binocularized utopia"? Man, you've gotta stop copying from cheesy 50's porno.

Posted by: Cappy at September 1, 2009 10:33 PM

I'm with Dick on this one.

There's nowhere for this fucker to go from here. How does he drag his ass out of bed each day for more than 3 more years knowing that he's become more despised and more distrusted than his predecessor?

He's fucked and, although I still don't agree with the way Rush phrased the sentiment, I couldn't agree more with the sentiment itself.

I hope the sorry s.o.b. fails miserably and, well, it looks like we might get our wish. Nobody wants to see the nation fail, but I damned sure don't mind seeing his agenda go up in flames.

If I remember correctly, he was going to be the reincarnation of Lincoln himself. Well, he certainly has succeeded in starting a civil war.

I'll give em that.

Posted by: jmflynny at September 1, 2009 10:40 PM

Oh...and...although half the internet has already commented on that fucking WWF print ad, I'm waiting for you to drop your own Pulitzer-worthy piece on it.

For me...simply yelling FUCK! at the top of my lungs isn't nearly close to adequate expression of my disgust.

Posted by: jmflynny at September 1, 2009 10:44 PM

November 5th is approaching too.

Posted by: Gavrillo Princip at September 2, 2009 7:57 AM

"zombified Fuller Brushmen"

Classic, simply classic. Great post.

Posted by: Nicole at September 2, 2009 8:41 AM

Ah yes!
"Remember, remember
The 5th of November.
The gunpowder, treason, and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot"

Posted by: cmblake6 at September 6, 2009 1:07 PM

As for the "riots", et al, I know numerous persons of higher melanin content that would be just as happy opening fire on that crowd as I.
Excellent scenario for target identification.

Posted by: cmblake6 at September 6, 2009 1:21 PM
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