August 22, 2009
A Run on the Convenience Store
My elder daughter is one of only 15 NFL cheerleaders to have her own Topps trading card:
Now I'll have to go to the store and buy out the stock in search of it. It might take ten stores. I could just buy the 15 card set on eBay, but that wouldn't be nearly as fun.
I asked her how she was selected, and she said she wasn't sure: she was called into her boss's office, and her boss had a contract prepared for her. When I get called into the boss' office things never go that swimmingly. My naturally sweet disposition is the only thing that keeps these encounters at the level of shouted obscenity as opposed to actual fisticuffs.
Oh. Which one is she? Top row, third from the right.
Funny how everyone is shying away from this post. I say congratulations. Though I'm sure momma had more to do with it than you. :>
Posted by: Luther at August 22, 2009 10:11 PMI'm impressed.
Not that you'd produce such a beautiful young woman, but that you're ass isn't in jail for dotting the I of some overly adventurous young man who forgot whose daughter he was with.
Now which is it? Third girl, or third card?
Posted by: dick at August 22, 2009 11:13 PMI'm not going to "talk like brother Dax", so I'm definitely not going to say I'd hit it...
Seriously, you have a beautiful daughter my friend. Good on you...
Posted by: Sam at August 22, 2009 11:25 PMI shall merely say, with deepest respect and the proper deference, HOLY MOLY!
Posted by: vanderleun at August 22, 2009 11:38 PMSweetest, most sincere, and prettiest too.
Posted by: vanderleun at August 22, 2009 11:48 PMShuweet.....might as well start off the Dirty Old Man phase of my life on the wrong foot.....
Posted by: Andy at August 23, 2009 2:59 PMShe's a good lookin' thang too! Congrats to her.
Do they still put bubble-gum in trading cards?
Posted by: PawPaw at August 23, 2009 3:19 PMStunningly beautiful in a wholesome way, not sleazy or cheap looking.
And if you want your own visits to the bosses' office to go better - try wearing an outfilt like that, next time. If he becomes obnoxious, scream 'sexual harassment!'
Congratulations, you poor bastard.
Posted by: zonker at August 23, 2009 10:49 PMHmmm. Excuse me. I need to take some personal time.
[GRIN]
Very beautiful young woman! I know you are proud of her. Not sure I'll ever collect cheerleader's cards, but if I run across one I'll send it to ya!
Posted by: Michele at August 24, 2009 8:39 AMBest lookin' young lady of the bunch.
Posted by: Nathan at August 24, 2009 9:14 AMIt never ceases to amaze me that you could be the father of such a babe.
Posted by: Denny at August 24, 2009 2:32 PM... that is just too cool....
Posted by: Eric at August 25, 2009 7:21 AMShe is absolutely gorgeous. (like anyone needs to tell you that.)
Posted by: Jean at August 25, 2009 9:24 AMCongratulations, you poor bastard.
What he said.
Posted by: apotheosis at August 26, 2009 3:03 AMShe is a very pretty young lady. I hope she goes far in this world, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at August 27, 2009 5:57 PMI thought you were going to say fourth from the right on the bottom! heh.
Your girl is a gorgeous young lady, indeed.
Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2009 9:52 PM