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Is she really a HE? Women's 800m runner shrugs off gender storm to take gold

A female runner accused of being a man tonight took gold in the 800m World Athletics Championship.
South African Caster Semenya, 18, had to take a gender test after doubts were raised about her sex.
But despite the furore, she easily took gold in the final in Berlin.

The teenage sensation has sparked controversy over her strikingly muscular physique.
Today officials at the world athletics body, the IAAF, revealed that it ordered her to take a gender test three weeks ago.

IAAF spokesman Nick Davies confirmed the tests were taking place, though he said the results would not be confirmed for several weeks.

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Now, I still have a few asphalt burns from that recent tumble from the turnip truck, but even where I come from I could generally tell the sex of a person by the time I got to second base. Third base at least. Home plate once or twice. It don't take more than one Madame Butterfly to cure a man of that little moment of chagrin.

But weeks? Three weeks, and several more weeks? I presume there is some reason they cannot simple pull its shorts down and see if it has a fucking penis. That was always a dead giveaway to me. And the point where I said "I guess you'll be picking up this tab, then, Miss Divine!"

I'll say this: whatever it is, it's certainly more masculine than Carl Lewis.