August 12, 2009
Brown Diaper Babies
If you're Barnum bait like me, when you see a headline like the following you know, absolutely, positively, 100 percent, you're going there:
Woman Tricked Into Changing Man's Diaper For Three Months
I'd recap, but I cannot improve upon the narrative as it is.
Tell me: did this woman not slay the goose that shit the golden-brown egg? Six hundred dollars a week is good money for a babysitter. Certainly nothing to scoff at in these root-gnawing times. I'm thinking she comes to regret this, or at least wishing she'd sold it to the Star or Enquirer.
Easy money. Just blowed it away.
That was fucking hilarious. The only reason I haven't posted about it yet at my crime site is that I don't have the name of diaper-boy. If I had that I would be able to find a picture or profile somewhere online.
Posted by: Richard at August 12, 2009 8:41 PMFLORIDA TODAY is not identifying him because he is not being charged.
No problem, just wander around the Depends aisle of Melbourne drugstores looking for the dipshit with a pacifier and an iPhone.
Posted by: apotheosis at August 12, 2009 8:54 PMI'm a little puzzled as to how they arranged this. Did the woman just show up to take care of this guy every day, or did she live with him? If she just showed up ... didn't it strike her as strange immediately if there was nobody already there to supervise the invalid and answer the door? If she lived with him, wouldn't she still have wanted to meet with her employer first to go over the details? I must have missed something ...
Then there was this in the sidebar. With all this entertainment, why does Florida need Disney World?
Posted by: PeggyU at August 12, 2009 10:28 PMGood gawd, must have been a slow news day!
On a lighter (?) note, I got my book yesterday and I've been enjoying the hell out of it!!
Posted by: Michele at August 13, 2009 8:39 AMI tried, but my mouse continued to point to the link on its own. I had to click. The comments are priceless -- Sarah Palin was behind it all!
Posted by: hoosierboy at August 13, 2009 9:33 AMSaw it. Read it. Wondered what his malfunction was.
Posted by: Dick at August 13, 2009 6:21 PMMichele: How long did it take for you to get your book?
Posted by: PeggyU at August 14, 2009 6:33 PMGood grief.
Posted by: Terry Jones at August 14, 2009 7:11 PMNever mind! It got here this morning.
Posted by: PeggyU at August 15, 2009 12:46 PMNo need to spend six bills a week, sez I.
I'm sure there are people who would pay for the privilege of collecting those "golden eggs." You betchum.
Posted by: Elisson at August 15, 2009 9:20 PMOf course we all know that the guy was just another perv with the kind of twists that are only considered normal amongst dhimmicrats and other obama supporters. But if he wanted someone to take his degenerate desires for real, he COULD easily hire any obama staffer, as they have proven they will do anything for a buck and the ability to becoem involved in the most intimate functions of another person's life.
For an extra hundred weekly, he could probably get michelle obama to bring along her strapon :o)