August 12, 2009

Dead Man Walking Back

And so it begins:


Incidentally, I really don't think people got what I was saying yesterday and read all the nuance out of it to reduce it to "we have to be nicer," which I never said at all.

I do worry that some angry lunkheads will camera-hog and take the spotlight off of more persuasive, better-informed questioners. But I'm a fan of the jeering and hooting of evasive answers and lies.


(Emphasis may have been added.)

Fuck poker, I am now Madame Velo, the Gyspy pyschic, medium, seer, visionary, palm-reader, spiritualist, transcendentalist, Ram Dassian, Raelian, seancer, necromancer, Wiccan, animist, humanist, crystal pimp, New Ager, tea leaf reader, entrail extrapolator, diviner, ball gazer, toad-boiler, newt-blinder, and ensorcelor.

I can see them walk backs from the nose bleed section. Or the security spook room at the Bellagio.

Sorry, Ace. You just happen to be in the ironsights this week. I love you, man, I really do. Next week I'll probably be back to chinchilla farming, or seated urination for men. Noble causes, both.

Posted by Velociman at August 12, 2009 6:46 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Guess that traffic counter dropped like a brick.

Posted by: apotheosis at August 12, 2009 7:33 PM

You think? Now I feel bad. Should I walk it back?

Posted by: Velociman at August 12, 2009 8:24 PM

You forgot pigeon-bone thrower.

:o)

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at August 12, 2009 9:10 PM

Ace must have seen this

Posted by: Danger at August 13, 2009 4:13 AM

Ace is a good guy, but sometimes I wonder if he has splinters in his taint from straddling fences. The time for civility is fucking over.
What I find ironic and very sad that a lot of the people at these town halls are the same people that delivered Europe from Fascism. Now in the winter of their years they are fighting it at home.
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Posted by: Cocklebur at August 13, 2009 11:27 AM

The appellation you were looking for is extispex.

Posted by: ThomasD at August 18, 2009 1:42 AM
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