August 4, 2009
A Dwarf, A Rapist, A Transvestite...
...and five fluffers walk into a bar:
Seriously, these jokes write themselves. So the dwarf says, "The dinks are on me!"
Actually, that's not the punch line. The punch line is targeted at Honolulu. And the rapist is only there to see how that missile technology he let Loral sell the Chicoms is working out.
"Splendidly!" the dwarf says.
Somewhere there's a Henny Youngman joke about giving a megaphone to an ass.
Hey, if I had friends like Ron Burkle who had toys like Air Fuck One, I could do lots of stuff too. But I'd probably keep it in my pants; Euna Lee and Laura Ling are gloebull warming believers, so are by definition, dumb as a pail of sick. I just can't get it up in the presence of morons.
Posted by: og at August 4, 2009 9:29 PMOK,OK, you NEED a joke, I can tell, it's like a fifth sense. Or something. So here you are.
A priest, a minister and a rabbi buy an expensive raffle ticket together and they win a car. They are happy to share it but each of them also thinks that he should do something to show his gratitude for the provision of Divine Providence.
The priest baptizes it and incenses it.
The minister lays hands on it and consecrates it.
The rabbi goes to his toolbox, gets a hacksaw, and cuts an inch off the tailpipe.
I wonder how much Al Gore had to ship to the Clinton Library.
Posted by: vanderleun at August 4, 2009 11:49 PMNo, it's Jackie Mason.
Hennie?
You putz.
I was gonna leave a comment, but I don't even know where to begin...
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