July 13, 2009
Clash of the Titans
I ran across this encounter in the early morning forests of Orlando, Upper Hispaniola:
A black stallion squaring off against a unicorn. Very awesummus. So who won that fight? The unicorn, of course, because it has the magikal powers. No way a mere black stallion beats a fucking unicorn.
Now, Pegasus versus the Unicorn? Pegasus wins that battle every time, on account of his superior angle of attack and more efficient reverse gear.
Of course, this could just be a statement on colonialism, form cast in fiberglass by a disgruntled Namibian artist. But I swear I saw them moving.
Magickal powers, my ass. The unicorn has that pointy thing on his head. Once he shoves that into Mr. Horsie, you might as well call the sous-chef at the local French restaurant. A good stallion sirloin goes for at least 12 euros a kilo in Épernay.
Posted by: Elisson at July 13, 2009 9:34 PMQuit talking in FUCKING CODE!
Posted by: vanderleun at July 13, 2009 10:09 PM"Pegasus wins that battle every time, on account of his superior angle of attack and more efficient reverse gear."
To say nothing of precision shitbombing.
Posted by: apotheosis at July 13, 2009 11:02 PMThis is of course assuming the black stallion is not demonically possessed (or re-possessed, if from a poor side of the field). If said stallion has the fiery red eyes, then he gets the nod.
Posted by: Guy S at July 13, 2009 11:27 PMNice angle...
Posted by: Sam at July 14, 2009 7:02 AMThat ain't shit. Entrance to Brookgreen Gardens near Myrtle Beach:
"Fighting Stallions"
Speaking of which, I just (as in two minutes ago) broke up a fight between the two titans in this house. The pup got pissed and tore into the border Collie.
Now I have a nice hole in my hand from a stray fang and both dogs have had their feelings hurt by the tallest hog in this trough.
Must have something to do with them 'roll your own' cigarettes you been smoking!
Posted by: Michele at July 15, 2009 9:43 AMPure awesome. That would be excellent at the end of my driveway!
Posted by: cmblake6 at July 21, 2009 6:50 PM