June 30, 2009
Man Up, My Bitches
If I read one more conservative lamenting Remember when dissent was the highest form of patriotism? I'm going to punch him right in his pussy.
The correct lament is I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Because the highest form of patriotism is not the free expression of opinion. It's the free brandishing of firearms. With malevolent intent, if necessary. But then, I'm a bit of an attention seeker.
Fuck that. I'm carrying rope in my car.
Posted by: og at June 30, 2009 9:33 PMWell, hell, Og. The world isn't full of little boys. It just seems that way to you because you got lucky that one time.
Posted by: Velociman at June 30, 2009 9:38 PMLook at your average democrat. They neck just cries out for sisal. Why let a bullet have all the fun?
Posted by: og at June 30, 2009 9:43 PMSorry. Thought we were talking about that other thing. Hey: my lips are sealed.
Posted by: Velociman at June 30, 2009 9:46 PMHey, I always told you I'll eventuyally have the body of a 23 year old.
This time, though, I'll keep it in a fridge instead of the freezer, so I don't have to thaw it out every time.
And it helps with the poses, of course. Henry Lee Lucas, meet Ottis Toole.
Posted by: Velociman at June 30, 2009 9:54 PMyeah, but we're now seriously fucked. Franken's in the senate, so they now have filibuster-proof majority. Cap & trade, nationalized health care, you name it. And that shit ain't EVER gonna get undone...
Posted by: rob sama at June 30, 2009 10:11 PMPoint is, going postal isn't going to fix anything...
Posted by: rob sama at June 30, 2009 10:12 PMLOL at Og and Vman!!
Rope? Settle the diff: go for the garrotte. Less rope, and it don't strangle so much as drown 'em to death in their own blood. If you're going postal, go Post Master General.
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the highest form of patriotism is not the free expression of opinion. It's the free brandishing of firearms.
That's worthy of a State Motto and fit to be embroidered on some sort of new flag. Or tee. It's too many words for a thong, however.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at June 30, 2009 11:40 PMPussies.
Just use nukes.
We've got 'em. Why waste 'em.
Ropes, guns.
What are you, Iranians????
Going postal isn't going to fix anything? Isn't that what King George said to Ben Franklin?
Posted by: james wilson at July 1, 2009 2:46 AMBring on the swords...ain't gonna be many bullets around.
Posted by: Sam at July 1, 2009 7:43 AMRob Sama...the dems had a filibuster proof majority before Franken. Congress, both House and Senate, have plenty of RINO's who will vote with the dems.
Posted by: WolfDog at July 1, 2009 11:42 AMIt's too many words for a thong, however.
Now that depends on the size of the backside sporting the thong.
I'm with Tammy. It would seem most efficient to herd them into one building and just torch it.
Posted by: PeggyU at July 1, 2009 1:09 PMWell, Congress is in session...who's got the matches?
Posted by: Nathan at July 1, 2009 4:40 PMNathan: Have you ever seen a manure pile on fire? It burns for days.
Posted by: PeggyU at July 1, 2009 7:48 PMI'd just as soon break their fucking arms off at the shoulder, but I'm all nice and shit like that.
Posted by: Dick at July 1, 2009 8:58 PMDick: I like your disarming personality :)
Posted by: PeggyU at July 1, 2009 9:11 PMOoah!
Posted by: cmblake6 at July 8, 2009 11:29 AM