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I'll take two stars, Farrah and Jacko, over one TOTUS any day.

P.S. - that wiki page is hysterical.

Microphone cord, huh?
Works for me.

ONLY TOO HAPPY!! d00d to push along any conspiracy!

You did that, you Wikipedia vandal...

No questions about Tito, huh?

How about the "jermaine" up there in the search bar, boss?

"excessive vandalism", huh?

Hell, I'm impressed with the creativity.

You should save that screen shot for all eternity.

I love a lot of his music, mainly off Thriller and stuff from Off The Wall.

I think his family pushed him to tour at least 4 or 5 times and he always turned them down. So when this tour was announced (and his money problems were a big reason), he just looked too frail for the long run. Even for rehearsals. He looked capable of doing maybe a few dinner clubs or smaller venues... not that the name Michael Jackson would ever light up a cinegrill. But these uber-stadium deals need a walking rocking herculean. Hate to say, but someone like Madonna who seems to take care of herself. (Then again her special beauty secret is formaldehyde.)

So Farrah. She was just gorgeous, and we lost 2 great culture icons in one day. You have to think back to all the people you were hanging with at the time they were making news. Michael's hair catching on fire on the Pepsi set... Farrah breaking through to real acting with her role in the Burning Bed... Michael dangling his kid off the balcony in England... Farrah's unsteady appearance on Letterman... I was bummed for Michael a couple months ago when I read that he asked Quincy Jones for help on a new album. He was turned down. True or not, it had several comments implying that Quincy had worked with Michael in his prime and he didn't want a second go-around, especially at this stage of Michael's career.

RIP to two real American idols... not to mention my own youth.

I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)

I Took My Baby To The Doctor
With A Fever, But Nothing He Found
By The Time This Hit The Street
They Said She Had A Breakdown
Someone's Always Tryin' To Start My Baby Cryin'
Talkin', Squealin', Lyin'
Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)

You Love To Pretend That You're Good
When You're Always Up To No Good
You Really Can't Make Him Hate Her
So Your Tongue Became A Razor
Someone's Always Tryin' To Keep My Baby Cryin'
Treacherous, Cunnin', Declinin'
You Got My Baby Cryin'

I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable
Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable
You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable
They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable

Billie Jean Is Always Talkin'
When Nobody Else Is Talkin'
Tellin' Lies And Rubbin' Shoulders
So They Called Her Mouth A Motor
Someone's Always Tryin' To Start My Baby Cryin'
Talkin', Squealin', Spyin'
Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable
Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable
You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable
They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable

If You Cant Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
Then Don't Have A Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
And Don't Think Maybe (Yeah, Yeah)
If You Can't Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
You'll Be Always Tryin'
To Stop That Child From Cryin'
Hustlin', Stealin', Lyin'
Now Baby's Slowly Dyin'

I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)

Lift Your Head Up High
And Scream Out To The World
I Know I Am Someone
And Let The Truth Unfurl
No One Can Hurt You Now
Because You Know What's True
Yes, I Believe In Me
So You Believe In You
Help Me Sing It, Ma Ma Se,
Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa,
Ma Ma Coo Sa

Velo:

Prime jape at Wiki. Shiny!

Tito was the cover.
It had to be Latoya.
Beoch was always causin' trouble.
Mmm hmmm.

MJ's looked about half dead for a while now. One less kiddy diddler in this ole world now!

You may not ask why I was wiki'ing Tito Jackson.

"Tito" does have the word "tit" in it. Just a wild guess.

Course it didn't take long for (JESSIE) Jackson to show up to console the family. Of course, Jessie would have shown up if Micheal's dog had died. With the Obama Messiah in the White House,
Ol' Jess ain't gettin' nearly the air time he need to maintain his ego....

That gives OJ an alibi on this one.

Death by Tito... you can't prove it didn't happen.