February 7, 2009
Take Five
I should lay off the political stuff for a while. My doctor tells me it is making me plasmodic, whatever that means. But I cannot recommend Sikh physicians highly enough. Not only do they overlook one's bad habits with a jocular wink and a nod, they also have byzantine connections in the opium market as the need arises. And mine, at least, occasionally lets me wear one of his turquoise turbans during examinations, to soften the humiliation of being buck naked.
While taking five, here's a pic of Velocidaughter 1 on the job. There are a couple more below the fold. I still think she's the only part of the Jacksonville Jaguars that isn't stamped FAIL.
I ain't saying shit!!!, and I stand by that!!!
Posted by: Sam at February 7, 2009 9:29 PMYou breed a hell of a lot better than you look.
Posted by: Tbird at February 7, 2009 9:50 PMWell, color me deeply impressed and a new Jaguars' fan.
Posted by: vanderleun at February 7, 2009 9:52 PMNow, that's one beautiful young lady, right there.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at February 7, 2009 10:44 PMIt felt wrong to read "prolongate" by her picture. Because if I'd had one, it woulda been...
But you must ask her - how in the WORLD do they keep the puppies tucked away neatly in those bra tops during the more vigorous cheers?! I've always wondered...
Posted by: LauraB at February 7, 2009 11:15 PMVelociman: I've always wondered how they stay warm when they're out there cheering like that. What's the secret?
Posted by: PeggyU at February 8, 2009 3:46 AMGood thing for you you've got guns, bub.
That's one lovely young lady. Does she have your sense of humor? Would she wear a dirndl?
Posted by: Elisson at February 8, 2009 7:34 AMas a parent of a 22 year old daughter I make no comment beyond she is lovely. Dads of beautiful daughters understand.
Posted by: hoosierboy at February 8, 2009 8:40 AMDUDE!!! I just now noticed the Wolcott quote to the left of the homepage. Sure, he reports the wrong name, but the link shows that he is, indeed, referencing your little ol' blog.
Vanity Fair! Geez, dude.
You're in big time now.
And, it should be noted that your reporting of events has yet to be proven inaccurate. Wolcott, however, can't even be bothered to check his own fucking writing for errors, Mr. Edwards.
Posted by: jmflynny at February 8, 2009 2:41 PMAs for Miss Em., as lovely as the photos are, the truth is that she is lovelier still.
Hard to believe, heh?
Posted by: jmflynny at February 8, 2009 3:00 PMHoly shit, dude. Good thing that it's ok to do your own kin south of the Mason Dixon line...
Posted by: rob sama at February 8, 2009 5:49 PMLauraB: Gorilla Tape, madam, is a girl's best friend.
PeggyU: I'm betting Mr. Beam and Dr. Daniels might have the answer.
Just damn, Velocidude. Whatta beyootiful fruit hath sprung from your loins.
Posted by: Randy Rager at February 8, 2009 7:51 PMAs one father to another, with all due respect, there ain't no FAIL stamped on that NOwhere!
With all due respect, of course.
Posted by: Walrilla at February 8, 2009 8:06 PM[/deleted], [/censored!].
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And that's the stuff I could PRINT!
wow!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Is it pathetic that my first thought was, "damn, V-man must be about as old as I am?"
Never mind. Don't answer that.
Posted by: Mike at February 9, 2009 8:53 AMWow Vdude, that is a beautiful woman, and I can see you in her.
If somebody mentioned guns, they were wrong, cannon is the word they were looking for.
It is great to be a proud daddy.
You think I could interest her in some socialized medicine?
Posted by: skippystalin at February 9, 2009 1:08 PMIs it pathetic that my first thought was, "damn, V-man must be about as old as I am?"
I don't know if it's pathetic or not. I have a daughter who is about the same age, and I am happy to have cronies. ( Got reading glasses? ;) )
Reading glasses? As of about three years ago, I gots bifocals, Peg.
Okay, gotta go sob myself to sleep now. Hey, it's my party, and I'll cry if I want to.
Hm. Good title for a post on the Republican Party as currently constituted. Gotta remember that one.
Posted by: Mike at February 9, 2009 5:46 PMVery beautiful daughter you have there!
Posted by: Michele at February 9, 2009 7:07 PMKeesie... It's "I can see the resemblance". That las part of the first line of your comment gave me a very bad mental image.
She is a very pretty lady Vman.
Posted by: RedNeck at February 9, 2009 7:44 PMThank you, Neck. Keesie: if you can speak that pidgin Afrikaans, English should be no problem.
Posted by: Velociman at February 9, 2009 8:41 PMThat's my niece! I ain't supposed to see shit like that!
Posted by: Jack Straw at February 10, 2009 6:03 PMAdopted?
She musta got her moms looks. FWIW, it seems you always see great lookiing babes hanging on the arms of ugly dudes. My wife BTW is gorgeous.
Dayum
She is some place between my daughter and grand daughters in age. She is a beautiful young lady. Too bad that she is with the Jag's. If she were a Seagal, I would see her ten Sundays plus play offs every year, or until she got tired of gettin ogled by guys.
Wow! You a brave man, V-man. I'm sure she's as beautiful on the inside.
Posted by: Dash at February 14, 2009 8:30 PMHoly beautifullness Velociman! What a heart breaker! I hope you are armed...
Wow!
Posted by: CharlieDelta at February 14, 2009 11:52 PMDear Vman,
I'm a billionaire Arab Shiek from Saudia Arabia.
May I marry your daughter?
Posted by: Toejam at February 15, 2009 3:25 AMDrop dead pretty!
Posted by: Vince the chemist at February 20, 2009 10:34 AM