January 5, 2009
Life Without a Sidebar Tuco
I took the liberty of retagging my old Fisty in order to have a suitable Hewitt Award logo to feed my simultaneous moods of grievance and fanfaronade. Of course, if anyone with better skills than me feels inspired to create something better please have at it. I would consider it an honor. Otherwise, I'm obviously lazy enough to get by with a minimum of travail.
In other news, my children's book is progressing handsomely. The working title is Joshua and Gracie Find Daddy's Handgun. It is the first in my series of Admonishment Literature for tykes, for which I sense an extraordinary demand. I hate to give away too much too early, though, n'est-ce pas? Perhaps a more enigmatic title would be appropriate. Like Lilies.
It's a Major Award. Major.
"the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. "
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at January 5, 2009 8:15 PMRelatedly, my daughter gave me a Scut Farkas action figure for Christmas. Sweet it is.
Posted by: Velociman at January 5, 2009 8:25 PMMazel Tov on the Hewitt. And now, CaptainSQL would like to return to the thrilling second half of the Fiesta Bowl.
Posted by: Cappy at January 5, 2009 9:52 PMDamn. I'm jealous.
Posted by: og at January 5, 2009 10:13 PMI'm not going to quibble about you're take on the award. Though the extended middle finger might have added a bit to it and the message it might send.
Just a thought.
Joan, let me guess:
You, too, became inextricably entangled in the TBS 24 hours of a Christmas Story.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 5, 2009 11:52 PMI am impressed.
Wading through Sullivan's site to find out who won, though, was a thoroughly unpleasant experience. It made me throw up a little in my mouth. What an Arse-Hole.
Posted by: Elisson at January 6, 2009 12:59 AMDoes the award come with a tube of lube, or does Sullivan custom lube it for winners with his custom dilated orifice? If so can you ebay it for more?
Posted by: vanderleun at January 6, 2009 10:58 AMI bet Barney Frank is jeawous.
Posted by: PeggyU at January 6, 2009 9:55 PMA fine distinction. No one more worthy than thee.
And flowery prose such as this?
"jitload of audacity in Lovelacian gulps"
Is why I would have your lovechild*.
*If, you know, I weren't kilt by Key's Awesome Firepower first and/or I wasn't already spayed. Whatever. It's the thought that counts, right?
It's with tremendous pride I fall in here this morning and see the Fisty. I feel a little sore just looking at them.
Posted by: Anna at January 13, 2009 5:20 AM