December 14, 2008
An Episode in Ecstasy
In my neverending quest to brings you Intrepids the highest in quality entertainment I give you the Late Night Special. My nephew forwarded this, with the singularly apt caveat that it was "gayer than a sackful of penises." True dat.
So... who was your favorite? They're all obviously quite talented, however I'm going with Relentless, just because I'm such a huge fan of the double-pump. Cast ye ballot below:
Posted by Velociman at December 14, 2008 8:17 AM | TrackBack
oh my fucking god...
Posted by: rob sama at December 14, 2008 8:55 AMMy progressive reactions to the Ottoman Empire:
bemused
puzzled
so gay
at least the furniture is brown...
oh hell, that's gay
they keep pulling their pants up...that's different
OMG they're ... oh... uh... hell...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
tears
I can't breathe
Has Andrew Sullivan seen this?
Obama voters, too.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at December 14, 2008 9:50 AMI think Rosa Parks would have moved way, way, way to the back of the bus if she had an inkling that the feygelas, whose civil rights she was paving the way for, would be humping their furniture on YouTube. It's such a shanda, really. BTW, I don't think Relentless has much stamina...it appears he pulled his back at 0:49. Oh well.
Posted by: Erica at December 14, 2008 10:52 AMHe didn't pull his back, Erica. He was merely enhancing his thrust to weight ratio.
Posted by: Velociman at December 14, 2008 11:37 AMI think he jizzed in his pants, hence the pullback.
Posted by: The Other Eric at December 14, 2008 12:48 PMEye Bleach! Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana at December 14, 2008 12:58 PMTime to get those old and dusty copies of "The Bell Curve" out of the safety deposit box.
Posted by: vanderleun at December 14, 2008 2:43 PMTo quote Dax Montana...Just Damn!!!
Posted by: WolfDog at December 14, 2008 4:43 PMThat is, indeed, one of those rare vids that, had I not seen it for myself, I believe my life would be lacking. Seriously.
It's.just.that.bad.
Posted by: jmflynny at December 14, 2008 5:50 PMGots to be pipelayer.
Posted by: Tyler at December 14, 2008 7:34 PMI only hope none of them work in a furniture store. Imagine what they'd do with an easy chair or a recliner? Or an overstuffed sofa ... more cushion for the pushin ... OTOH, it makes me less annoyed at our cats who only claw the upholstery.
Posted by: PeggyU at December 14, 2008 8:40 PMI'm down with Pipelayer. Is there a sequel where they do this to each other? From prison, perhaps?
Posted by: Jack Straw at December 15, 2008 6:25 AMAlmost as bad as the bottle one I sent you.
Posted by: JohnB at December 15, 2008 7:15 AMDude, Watch it with the sound off. In my head all I could hear was, Bomp-chicka-bow-wow. Ha Ha. Hence, this is the future . . . :
Posted by: azarches at December 15, 2008 10:20 AMWhat's scary is, these dudes share 99.9999% of their DNA with Shakespeare...
...which observation is the perfect setup for a "Chuckspeare" joke, but that would be so, so beneath me...
...oops...
...now fetch me my Eye-Bleach, please...
Posted by: Elisson at December 15, 2008 12:16 PMThanks V-man -
I sit here in my cubicle...
And I have wonder...
Where is that ottoman's parents while it gets gang fucked by the Boyz?
This is what happens when both peices of furniture work and leave little brown ottoman's at home unsupervised after school...
In 9 months you can bet your ass there will be a litter of little brown foot stools tripping everyone up....
If I fucked like that, I would fall out of the pussy more than I was inside. Those assholes needs lessons, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at December 15, 2008 6:45 PMBUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Thier mommas must be SO proud!
Hey Vman, shouldn't these guys be nominated for a "Fisty"? WTF?
Posted by: The Other Eric at December 15, 2008 7:49 PMI don't know which is funnier, the little boys pretending or the comments!
Posted by: vicki at December 15, 2008 7:55 PM
I think the funniest part is that these guys have pretty much blown their chances of ever getting near any girl who has seen their video.
Posted by: PeggyU at December 15, 2008 7:58 PMAll that action and not one of those "dudes" sprung for a reach around. Sofa packer wannabe's. I'd like to see Cat's lesson on ottoman screwing.