December 4, 2008
Calling Ed Wood
Am I the only person who is personally offended by the twin visages of Greta Van Supperation and Laura Ingrahamchapman being foisted upon me every night on Fox News?
They're dudes, right? They both sport Ivan Drago maxillae, and speak in lisps. And belong to the Livers for Liza 12-step support group.
Lookit: I'm from Savannah, goobs. I know a fucking drag queer when I see one. I've been crashing gay bars since I was 16. I've downed Chilly Crowns with Magnolia Thunderpussy and lived to tell the tale.
Here's another thing: Patrick and Bay Buchanan are the same person. "Bay" is just that paddy Irish bastard getting his freak on.
Okay. I'm done here.
They're dudes, right?
I about lost my cup of tea on that! So I'm not the only one with that suspicion ....
Posted by: PeggyU at December 4, 2008 9:00 PM...and why would you crash a gay bar? What could it possibly have that you couldn't get at a regular bar?
Posted by: PeggyU at December 4, 2008 9:10 PMOh shit! the mutant is back in double force...Where's Tuco? We're all in for a world of hurt...
Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana at December 4, 2008 10:14 PMYOU are a bad man.
Posted by: Casca at December 5, 2008 12:12 PMI about lost my cup of tea on that
Posted by: Ed Halbert at December 5, 2008 3:56 PMGood grief, who watches the news anymore? Even Fox. Feh.
Saying that, even our most butch political figures on the Right are still more attractive than Rosie.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at December 6, 2008 9:42 AMJoan: You have something there.
And you are right about the news. I don't watch a lot of television of any sort, really. The other night I happened upon Fox news, and there were a bunch of commentators discussing the O.J. sentencing. I didn't recognize any of those people - a trio of hot chicks (one was apparently an attorney) and a couple of mincing metrosexual dudes. It was not "news" as I'm used to seeing it.
Posted by: PeggyU at December 8, 2008 3:23 PMI dunno. Maybe they are guys. I can still see myself in a threeway with the two of them, a goat and some chickens, and a 55 gallon drum of whale dreck. Nobody should go home dissatisfied.
Posted by: Og at December 8, 2008 3:23 PMI could have sworn I saw Adam's apples on both of them.
Oh my, the visuals...
I thought I saw you in that place at the Garden Hilton.
Posted by: Donald at December 9, 2008 7:18 AM