December 4, 2008
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
And Juan Garcia. And Julio Garcia. And Esteban Munoz. And that Zorro fellow.
The fucking Mexicans are beheading each other again:
At least 38 people have been killed in Tijuana since Saturday, nine of them decapitated, in escalating drug-related violence that appears to have left in tatters a Mexican military offensive launched two weeks ago.
Well, I don't doubt the Mexican military has managed to make small beer of this effort. They're too busy invading the United States to control the mayhem in their own fetid backyard.
Personally, I think the only beheaded Mexicans found in Tijuana should be soldiers caught violating U.S. territorial integrity, deposited there by US special ops forces. And don't give me that bullshit that they were in hot pursuit of illegal immigrants or drug smugglers. They were heading the fucking convoy, Rubberduck.
They should make a Kris Kristofferson movie out of that. With country music. And decapitated Mexicans. It could be the theme song of immigration reform.
Ciudad de Mexico can keep their sawyers. Just FedEx the drugs, assholes. Posted by Velociman at December 4, 2008 7:38 PM | TrackBack
Comments
Living as I do a mere eight miles from downtown TJ, one may smell the blood when the wind is right. It adds a picant flavor to the normal gag reflex inducing waft one normally gets from the Tijuana River that seperates us from our brothers to the South. Viva La Raza
Posted by: Casca at December 5, 2008 12:17 PMSend Dax down there. He knows what to do with the heads.
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