November 26, 2008
Giving Thanks
I shall fry no turkeys tommorrow, the Thanksgiving repast being provided by Key's mama. There are several good things about spending the holiday at the farm, too: the food will be bountiful and cockamighty fantastic, I'll have a captive audience to listen to my painfully abrasive braying, and Key's pop will bring something violent and thunderous home from the gunshop for manpleasure. I've requested his ever popular Browning M1919 .30 caliber machine gun:
Of course, I always do. From the second story back deck of the cabin we can essentially devastate anything within an acre. It already looks like the Ardennes Forest back there from our previous love letters. Moonshine of shady provenance (hey, Chester!) will be provided by me. Hey: I've got sources, buddy.
Enjoy your Thanksgiving, ya'll. And don't forget to bring the smallpox blankets when you go to the Indian casinos, Genotrepids.
P.S. It helps if you wear a construction paper headdress, and offer to barter for some maize.
Damn. We've run thru the last of the 'shine around here. Hafta make a Junior Johnson dash into the backwoods for some more.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at November 26, 2008 8:18 PMI've got a few jars of Tennessee's Finest tucked away. But not for long.
A Happy Thanksgiving to you, yours, Key, and her clan. May it amaze...and be free of any Rat-Maize.
Posted by: Elisson at November 26, 2008 10:24 PMKey and V: Happy Turkey Day!
Posted by: PeggyU at November 26, 2008 11:22 PMHappy Thanksgiving you magnificent Bastard! Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana at November 27, 2008 8:54 AMHappy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Vman!
Posted by: Jean at November 27, 2008 1:04 PMHappy Thanksgiving, btw!
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at November 27, 2008 3:54 PMHappy Thanksgiving from the Gahden State where only the bad guys have machine guns.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at November 27, 2008 9:57 PMI need to borrow that for a code review.
Posted by: Cappy at November 29, 2008 5:15 PMWow. I've been away too long. I see I missed all the fun. I'm on a long overdue stroll through the blogroll and since I'm the last to wish you a Happy T-day, let me the first to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and all other assorted greetings of the season.
By the way, all those commenters on THAT POST? I have it on good authority they were Ralph Nader supporters. The Obama fans were already assembling in Grant Park to break the Guiness Book record for most consecutive choruses of Kumbaya...
Posted by: Libby at November 30, 2008 12:30 PM