November 18, 2008
Moving On...
Okay. Judging by the response I can tell you pantywaists aren't into Billy Mays vs. The ShamWow Kid in the Octagon.
You probably aren't into bargain footwear, either, so I'll just put these white alligator skin loafers off to the side, for my personal use.
On a brighter note, the chill in the air has really smothered the stench from the chicken houses up the road. As have the coyotes.
personally id like to see both those yankees strung up with a rope-WOW. if the NUGE sold towels,id buy some.
Posted by: nptrash at November 18, 2008 8:28 PMpersonally id like to see both those yankees strung up with a rope-WOW. if the NUGE sold towels,id buy some.
Posted by: nptrash at November 18, 2008 8:28 PM..... Billy Mays is a lying sumbitch.... no matter WHAT he is selling........
... as for The Octagon, I've got a few stories to tell you.....
... have at the coyotes, though...... I'm scheduled to hunt a few of them this weekend if it doesn't rain...
Billy Mays is the Laurence Olivier of shillwhores. He made the ShamWow Kid eat his asshole.
Posted by: Velociman at November 18, 2008 9:02 PMI don't know for sure what a shillwhore is, but I do think Billy Mays... is an asshole. I've posted on it before, and, true to Billy, I will probably be tempted to do so again. It has been all I can do to muster the restraint to keep from pushin' the Case through the 22 1/2 inch flatscreen straight on through to the other side when that dickehead pops up late at night.
Posted by: RedNeck at November 18, 2008 9:10 PMBilly Mays is an asshole compared to the ShamWow Kid??? Who wears a fucking handsfree headset like he's multi-tasking phone orders? Who calls his camera man, who is probably his room mate, "Camera Guy"?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Posted by: Velociman at November 18, 2008 9:19 PM
Can't abide coyotes ...
Posted by: PeggyU at November 19, 2008 12:43 AMI, for one, favor any circumstance that promises amusingly grievous physical harm to either one or both of them.
Shamwow kid is more annoying in a single sitting, but his compellingly inept act is confined to infomercials in their natural 3am habitat and is easily avoided.
On the other hand, Billy's top-decibel rutting-hog bray has broken into prime time, and can be visited upon the unsuspecting viewer at any hour, on any channel. I was flipping through channels and saw that fat bastard hawking stain remover on Univision once, and he was yelling so loud the Mexicans in the break room actually understood him.
Posted by: apotheosis at November 19, 2008 2:37 AMI have a 9 year old that thinks mom needs to buy everything Billy Mays is selling. So far, she has maxed out the Amex and now on her way to filling up the Wa Mu. WTF?!? Advice please.... Could there possibly be a bailout coming for victims of Billy Mays Hayes. Help me Obama...
Posted by: The other Eric at November 19, 2008 11:37 AMWhere's Ron Popeil when you really need him?
Posted by: Dash at November 19, 2008 11:53 AMThis is some very disturbing shit. It seems a lot more people are paying attention to the snake oil salesmen that I would have thought. Next thing I expect to see is "Bob" with that shit eating smile and a large vibrator stuck up his ass from all those damn make my dick bigger commercials. I don't even want to go into the internet millionare bimbo club.
Posted by: James Old Guy at November 19, 2008 1:36 PMYou know what the secret of Enzyte is? 3 micrograms of essence of Velociman.
Posted by: Velociman at November 19, 2008 5:50 PMCan I get that on a sugarcube, then? Helps the medicine go down...
Posted by: LauraB at November 20, 2008 9:53 AMOk, you got me V-man... Sarah Palin and Billy Mays on the next ticket. ShamWow Kid can be the next secretary of state, since, after all, communication is vital.
Billy Mays Sux...
Willie Mays is a different story altogether...
Another different story altogether is Willy Mays Hayes.
Posted by: The other Eric at November 21, 2008 1:29 AM