In my position I'm sometimes lucky enough to be privy to delicate, private forums. In this case it was celebrity shill boxing, in a barn outside Smut Eye, Alabama. I think this picture accurately depicts the ultimate outcome:

You know, it took four Shamwows to sop up all that blood from that beat down.
Got that, camera guy?
..... damn!.... TWO mutants!........
Posted by: Eric at November 16, 2008 10:12 PMBut together they've got a whole two inches of penis!
Posted by: vanderleun at November 16, 2008 10:47 PMWhich is why they call the fat one "Button."
Posted by: Elisson at November 17, 2008 9:39 AMMe thinks the faces be too subtle.
Tell me you peeps see Billy Mays beating the hell out of the Shamwow punk.
Posted by: Key at November 18, 2008 12:56 PMI was waiting to find out just what in the hell I was looking at.
Posted by: Andy at November 18, 2008 6:21 PMSham-POW!
Posted by: Mister Snitch at February 12, 2009 5:20 PM