November 11, 2008
What is Old Becomes New Again
Bush Anger: Obama Aides Leak Chat Details.
That boy is one class act.
Lest we forget, George Bush inherited the White House from a tail-snapping pack of feral Ozark hillbillies, who vandalized the executive offices on their way back to the horsetrack rails of Hot Springs. Bush handled it with aplomb and grace. Now he's forced to hand the sacred keys over to yet another truculent pack of guttersniping jackals, whose seraphic seigneur defecates upon the most basic of gentlemanly decencies, even as he relocates the metaphysical center of the presidency straight back to Tobacco Road.
When I was in elementary school and they told me anybody could grow up to be President I thought that was a fucking figure of speech!
Ach, well. The loss is Obama's. If I were Bush I'd withhold all manner of privileged sweetbreads and guts. Like Area 51, and Jimmy Hoffa's toes. The secret cabinet in the Oval Office holding Marilyn Monroe's polished skull. I'd take the Secret Service agent with the killer supra-isotopic X back to Crawford, and disband the snapping pussy executive call girl ring.
Then I'd pop all the W keys off the nuclear codes.
But then I'm a vindictive little fuck.
"But then I'm a vindictive little fuck."
That is why we love you Vman.
Well the Present administration had to buy new W keys, so it is just fair that they get to keep them.
To be vindictive they should take all of the O and Zero Keys. Kinda hard to steal millions and billions of our tax dollars with out them
Posted by: Kevin at November 12, 2008 12:02 PMLMAO, bravo!
Posted by: Casca at November 12, 2008 12:54 PMJesus. If you would only write something for sale you'd be a millionaire, and then you could afford to keep me in a little pad in Miami where you'd visit me every tuesday and thursday for a little rubdown and a nice Mojito. Instead you give this genius away like it was used condom wrappers. Bad boy.
Posted by: og at November 12, 2008 2:01 PMWhat?!?! They did no wrong. The public has a right to know.
It's all under the umbrella of the Freedom of Information act, no?
Makes one feel ever so secure about any future secrets that may be discussed in that room.
When I was in elementary school and they told me anybody could grow up to be President I thought that was a fucking figure of speech!
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Got the shit fooled out of YOU huh?? Yeah, me too... :(
I think Doctor Cat needs to write another post about snapping pussy.
Posted by: zonker at November 12, 2008 7:44 PMI just don't know what is happing to this greatest country in the world. Think I will start swimming again. In Polish vodka and Flordia orange juice again and crawl into a cave for four years. I just feel sick.
Least my daughter will be ok for another four years.
Long live vindictive little fucks and KIM Jong IL!!!
Posted by: JihadGene at November 14, 2008 4:07 PM