October 14, 2008
A Near and Dear Topic
I've only written a few pages of Myself: A Hagiography, and I can already tell I'm going to love this book. The protagonist is fucking amazing! I'll be tied up with this one for two or three years, but in the meantime the beautiful Key has a lovely Helen montage.
Posted by Velociman at October 14, 2008 7:40 PM | TrackBackAuto-cannonization, eh?
Posted by: rob sama at October 15, 2008 8:52 AMYep. You are something for sure! Write another memoir, and that'll make you presidential material, if we can get the MSM on board. Only, that business about sitting at the computer without your pants on ... you can't do that in the Oval Office. No wait ... my bad!
Posted by: PeggyU at October 15, 2008 3:08 PMSeems to me the last guy that did the auto-canonization thing was Hunter S. Thompson. Or was that cannonization?
I will, of course, be happy to proofread the manuscript for a nominal fee, most likely involving alcohol and blog-pimpage.
Be sure to include a chapter explaining your close relationship to the Inflatable Sheep...and to the Knee-Attached Fuckmonkey.
The tome will provide a few hours of happy amusement as we scurry through the woods, avaoiding the federales and looking for acorns and berries to eat.
Posted by: Elisson at October 16, 2008 12:22 PMI was gonna write an autobiography then I got to thinking about statue of limitation laws...
Posted by: GUYK at October 17, 2008 4:31 PMIt gets boring on page 9 or so when you run out of superlatives
Posted by: keeskennis at October 18, 2008 4:18 AM