September 27, 2008
High Tide
That was ugly.
Alabama bitch slapped Georgia with the fuck stick tonight. The Dawgs got beat like a pecker in a peepshow.
Oh, well. USC and Florida got beaten by chumps. There's no shame in losing to a Top 10 team. Plus, with any luck Georgia can meet Bama in the SEC championship and get payback beaten by the Alabama Fuck Stick again.
Cracker Ball. It ain't for the faint of heart.
Although I have to wonder how long Richt will put up with the goddam retarded playcalling of Mike Bobo. What a douche. I have a $5 bet with Key that Bobo loses his playcalling privileges this week. He'll get to draw up cartoon plays and sech the rest of the year, but he's going to be barking "What'll ya have?" at The Varsity next year. And I'll be right in line, repeating what I yelled at him from 30 feet away at Ole Miss in '96 when he was hobbling on crutches with an obviously broken leg: Walk it off, you pussy. Walk it off.
Next: How I Finally Unstopped My Colon And Found Inner Peace: A Personal Journey (I'm Nonetheless Going To Share).
Well well well, the field is coming back to us Buckeye fans. If "there's no shame in losing to a Top 10 team", then splain to me why everybody and their got danged brother are so anti-Buckeye. Of the last four games we lost, 3 were top five teams when we lost to 'em.
I did like the "walk it off, you pussy. Walk it off"... Reminds me of the time 'Neckson bowed ought of the PeeWee football championship game with a bum ankle in the early second quarter... came back on Defense when the other team was making a game of it.
Took the little bastid to the doctor the following monday... I was broken, no bum... I felt real good about the walk it off comment ono that day...
Posted by: RedNeck at September 28, 2008 12:05 PMOnce, in high school Tim Tebow played with a broken leg.
Take that pussies.
Big deal. Tebow plays with a broken brain every fucking Saturday.
Posted by: Velociman at September 28, 2008 4:13 PMP.S. This one time? In band camp? Tim Tebow took a trombone slide up his squeakhole.
Posted by: Velociman at September 28, 2008 4:17 PMBut he was homeschooled...
By missionary parents...
Shirley, you jest.
How I Finally Unstopped My Colon And Found Inner Peace
Oh. So, you had a BK Whopper for lunch, too?
My beloved Trojans are having a typical year - best team in the country, demolish every ranked team they meet, particularly fat slow Big Ten teams, then lose it all by sleep walking through a pesky PAC 10 game.
We will top it off with a meaningless 40 point Rose Bowl victory and end the year ranked #2 in every poll.
Posted by: Bram at October 31, 2008 9:22 AM