August 13, 2008
Wherein I Get The Scours
I'm reasonably certain I failed my prostate audition with my new physician today. I won't go into the sordid details, but suffice to say it was humiliating and degrading.
For him. Hell, my back was turned.
Sounds like all your troubles are behind you!
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at August 13, 2008 9:49 PMAh, the benefits of free health care in the UK mean that I can get a female doctor to perform that procedure for me simply by calling to make an appointment.
The same service costs 50 Euros in Amsterdam.
Posted by: Mark at August 14, 2008 3:50 AMman, mark has me wondering. they pay to do this to physicians in the UK?
there will be more auditions, break a wind...i mean a leg!
Posted by: SuperGurl at August 14, 2008 8:03 AMoops, misunderstood. How long is the wait to humiliate your doctor and fail a prostate exam in the UK? And it's FREE?
killer deal. dang, i wish i had a prostate.
Posted by: SuperGurl at August 14, 2008 8:07 AMWaiting? Nah, there's no waiting - next day appointments scheduled to suit.
When a crevice needs poked, there's no time like the present.
Posted by: Mark at August 14, 2008 1:31 PMMy doc in Jax was female. Made her check old Prosty McTesterone all the time. I think it annoyed her, but she never said no. Miss those days!
Posted by: Velociman at August 14, 2008 6:46 PMBut you failed to let us know if both of his hands were on your shoulder during the exam!
Posted by: Michele at August 14, 2008 8:00 PMVMan: This kind of etiquette is why you don't get invited to dinners at the White House.
Supergurl: I remember reading somewhere that us girl types have vestigial prostates. So, no prostate envy is needed. Besides, I don't think you need a prostate to crap on someone - just close proximity and a good aim.
Posted by: PeggyU at August 15, 2008 9:34 PM