August 5, 2008
Mutiny on the Bunty
You know what really chaps my thighs? I mean really chaps 'em? Like wearing nothing but chaps as you dangle from a rafter at a gay Nazi bullwhip session in a remote clapboard barn outside of Sturgis, South Dakota?
Nevermind. I'm gonna start this one over. You know what really pisses me off? When you're trying to input your address on the Internut and the country drop down menu lists all 254 countries alphabetically. So you have to scroll all the way to the bottom for the United States. Way past Palau and Pitcairn and Tokelau they make you go.
Because it would be imperialist and xenophobic to put the fucking USA at the top, even though 93% of the users of that site are American. Fucking politically correct bullshit inconveniences me all the time.
I ask you: does anyone from Pitcairn's Island really take the goddam GRE? Fuck no, they don't. They're inbred cannibals. Half of 'em are named Fletcher and the other half are named Christian, and they copulate with their sisters, the woggy bastards.
From now on any time I have to scroll down on one of these sites to select the US I'm going to start a flame war with these dilettante cocksuckers.
Pitcairn's Island, indeed.
P.S. Culture quiz: what's that post title from?
Yeah. That's pretty high on my list of things that piss me off too.
Holy cow, I've got such a mental image from that first paragraph. It's worse than getting one of Ellison's poems stuck in my head. Anybody ever accuse you of an overactive imagination? Someday you'll be acknowledged as a literary great. Posthumously, of course.
Don't know about that title. I'm afraid to ask, as there may be Nazis and chaps involved.
Posted by: PeggyU at August 5, 2008 7:26 PMWhat burns my butt is...........Press 1 for English or 2 for Spanish. Hells Bells, how bout something simple.Press 2 if you would like Spanish. Other wise you get English.
Posted by: Don Jr. at August 5, 2008 10:28 PMCan't you just press the U key and have the drop-down list automatically jump to the United Arab Emirates? Then you're just a bawhair away from USA....
Posted by: Groanin' Jock at August 6, 2008 3:35 AMBunty? the cartoon strip for girls? the one with the "four marys"?
Dude, your time machine is bustificated.
The answer, obviously, is to rearrange the alphabet itself.
Posted by: rob sama at August 6, 2008 10:29 AMGRE ?? You mean you want to take Guy's Rectal Exam for me? And you can do it on line? Hmmm..okay..just let me know the results..
Posted by: GUYK at August 6, 2008 12:00 PMCan't you just press the U key and have the drop-down list automatically jump to the United Arab Emirates?
Yeah, I'd do that but it pisses me off to land on anything with the word Arab in it.
Posted by: PeggyU at August 6, 2008 6:57 PMDude, I remember when you bitched about the "order of the roll"... V bein' at the bottom of most rolls, you felt dissed.
Lookit bastard, and I mean that in a good Christian way, I changed the shit at my house to invert the order of the roll so's you'd be closer to the top. I don't like scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' any better than the next 'Neck.
I will say this, and I agree with the general premise of this li'l bitchfest you run out here today, as far as I'm concerned, on country drop down lists, they only need one freakin' selection, "United (we'll kick your ass) States of 'Merica. The rest of the 3rd world must hunt and and peck out the sovereignty's name from the good ol' get to know me again got-damned keyboard one letter at a time.
Most of 'em work less hours, and have more free time for the "inconvenience". They'll get over it.
How many pygmies can really bitch about it 'fore we send in a heard of elephants to shut 'em up, and down, and the same time?
Next time you go to the zoo, you'll be thinkin' of this when you stare at an elephants foot. Huh, what's that brown in 'tween that elephant's toes?
Posted by: RedNeck at August 6, 2008 8:29 PM.... heh heh... Redneck is right.....
Posted by: Eric at August 6, 2008 9:43 PMAhhhh the post title would have to reference the Bounty as you are discussing all them Fletchers Christians and the incestuous SDA shit-hole called Pitcairn. BTW they had to build a freaking jail to hold all the child molesters cause NZ did not want them.
Posted by: Dbltap at August 7, 2008 12:42 AMDbltap, Velociman is not the sort who would allow a misspelling of "Bounty" to creep into a post-title unawares.
No, the post is entitled "Mutiny on the Bunty."
Possibly a sly reference to Chuffer Dandridge, obscure British comedian...but that's just idle speculation.
Posted by: Elisson at August 7, 2008 3:19 PMMutiny on the Bounty. The real life mutiny for which they made the movie from. Also probably the reason you reference Pitcairn so much. The whole post is a reference to the incident.
Posted by: Michael at August 8, 2008 11:35 AMNo, I concur with Elisson. That's a typo Velociman would not make. It's an intentional reference to something obscure and/or archaic, I'm sure.
Posted by: PeggyU at August 8, 2008 3:52 PMI don't know what "bunty" is, if it ain't an extra absorbent paper towel.
I did some redneck research on "bunty" and I think this is what he's talking about.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunty_Aur_Babli
Everybody lives happily ever after.
Boom chicka-bow-wow...
Posted by: RedNeck at August 8, 2008 5:51 PM