You know what really chaps my thighs? I mean really chaps 'em? Like wearing nothing but chaps as you dangle from a rafter at a gay Nazi bullwhip session in a remote clapboard barn outside of Sturgis, South Dakota?
Nevermind. I'm gonna start this one over. You know what really pisses me off? When you're trying to input your address on the Internut and the country drop down menu lists all 254 countries alphabetically. So you have to scroll all the way to the bottom for the United States. Way past Palau and Pitcairn and Tokelau they make you go.
Because it would be imperialist and xenophobic to put the fucking USA at the top, even though 93% of the users of that site are American. Fucking politically correct bullshit inconveniences me all the time.
I ask you: does anyone from Pitcairn's Island really take the goddam GRE? Fuck no, they don't. They're inbred cannibals. Half of 'em are named Fletcher and the other half are named Christian, and they copulate with their sisters, the woggy bastards.
From now on any time I have to scroll down on one of these sites to select the US I'm going to start a flame war with these dilettante cocksuckers.
Pitcairn's Island, indeed.
P.S. Culture quiz: what's that post title from?
Posted by Velociman at August 5, 2008 6:36 PM