August 4, 2008
Firefuck
Well, I've been using Firefox again after an 8 month hiatus, and I remember what I dislike about it. It's slower than IE7 on every computer I've used. It's history is static, meaning it doesn't re-rank history by most recently accessed. It often neglects to display the easy-links above a post for italimasizing, boldifying, and hyperlinkrituding, so I have to hard code it.
I asked the other day, with all sincerity, for someone to explain these wondrous Obama-like qualities Firefox supposedly brings to the tea party.
Nobody said a fucking thing.
Why? I submit it's because there really aren't any added-value benefits. Insofar as I use a browser that doesn't allow maltrash to infect me, they are semi-perfectly fungible.
It's a fucking web browser, you pompous cunts. That's all. It don't calculate pi, it don't slip me surreptitiously to platinum-standard porn sites, it don't take out my garbage.
It's a fucking browser, losers.
Get a life.
Life gotten. Thanks for the advice.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at August 4, 2008 8:53 PMDownload Safari for Windows. It's unbelievably fast.
Posted by: rob sama at August 4, 2008 8:59 PMI'm on safari all right, Rob. But it ain't for a fucking web browser.
Posted by: Velociman at August 4, 2008 9:01 PM.... bwhahahahahahha.....
Posted by: Eric at August 6, 2008 10:22 PM