August 1, 2008
They Grow Up So Fast...
Here's Velocidaughter One's new Jaguars pic. My God, she has my good looks, doesn't she? Sadly, she doesn't share my intemperate, caustic wordview. But hey, somebody has to be an optimist, right?
Makes a daddy proud, though.
And oh: there won't be any ribald comments on this post, will there? Because I haven't killed anything in two weeks. Not even a rodent. So my blood is up anyhoo. And even if you don't make it to Helen I don't mind driving 1,200 miles or so to shoot you.
I'm glad we cleared that up. Housekeeping is always the crappiest part of blogging.
Much nicer than many of the things you put up here. Congratulate your daughter on a lovely photo. It reminds me, I need some new pics of my kids ... old ones are getting a little out-of-date. They do grow up too fast! I only have one left who is shorter than me, and he is gaining.
Posted by: PeggyU at August 1, 2008 8:55 PMCongrats Dad. It does make one proud to see the lil' ones doing well.
Posted by: Ted at August 1, 2008 10:37 PMI'm sure she's a virgin.
Posted by: rob sama at August 1, 2008 11:52 PMShit, dude..........Just sayin' is all.
Posted by: bitterman at August 2, 2008 12:48 AMand she's a grade school teacher? Hot dawg. I can already see this one unfolding....
Posted by: bitterman at August 2, 2008 12:51 AMMy daughter has bigger hooters.
Posted by: Bane at August 2, 2008 1:52 AMShe's a beauty for sure. Congrats!
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at August 2, 2008 7:30 AM.... dude.....
Posted by: Eric at August 2, 2008 10:06 AM"there won't be any ribald comments"
"1,200 miles"
Hey you beautiful woman, daddy is setting low standards for retribution.
You are beautiful and luckily you do not look like your daddy.
1200 miles is the distance I will go to rescue a cat in distress.
C'mon we have jets these days Vman, wake up.
There was supposed to be a smiley face after my comment above :-) heh.
Posted by: Jean at August 2, 2008 11:39 AMHoly Christ...
Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 2, 2008 12:22 PMTakes after her grandmother I tell you. Aunt Peggy was a real beauty queen, let me tell you.
She had red hair and was a real Brannon. Lots pf freckies too. JoAnne. R.I.P.
Peroxide blond now. 2008.
Like folks says about the oglet, she's too purty to be you'rn. But I sez, I cotched it in my trap, dammit, it's mine.
Posted by: og at August 2, 2008 7:44 PMBad Genes
Posted by: Sam at August 2, 2008 10:32 PMFinally, justification for Velociman's existence.
Just kidding, kinda.
You sure she's got your DNA, brother?
Lovely young lady, to be sure. And if she has her Daddy's sense of humor and Perverse Tendencies, she's a Real Caution.
Posted by: Elisson at August 3, 2008 4:56 PMThing is, she's just as sweet and smart as she is pretty.
Posted by: Jack Straw at August 3, 2008 6:32 PMShe prolly looks better in the dirndl than her daddy. However, I'll bet she has better fashion sense than that.
Posted by: PeggyU at August 3, 2008 8:04 PMDang Dude.
Posted by: Don Jr. at August 4, 2008 7:53 PMOh...
Posted by: Desert Cat at August 5, 2008 1:49 AMI won't make any ribald comments about your daughter if you're willing to overlook the fact that this comment was typed with one hand. Deal?
Posted by: zonker at August 6, 2008 3:06 AMAh,..Ummmm....Do you have any recent pictures of her picking strawberries?
Posted by: Cocklebur at June 3, 2009 9:54 AM