June 26, 2008
Maverick For Sale
Some fool down the road is trying to foist an old, tired Maverick on me. It's got a spunky V-8, but its best days are years ago. I don't trust this car. Smells like it has a trunk full of Mexicans. Looks like its grill was knocked in once and fixed, too.
Too expensive for my blood, for one thing. On the other hand, that two-tone Prius at the dealership will end up costing me three times as much money if I'm lucky.
Looks like I'm fucked either way.
Fuck the Maverick, go for the Chevrolet Vega.
Posted by: savage fury at June 26, 2008 9:08 PMIf it has the funk,
you know it's been sunk.
Katrina car, fer sure.
Prius? Isn't that Japanese for ginch?
Never let "some guy" set you up with cars... or women.
I don't think Vega's running this year.
Posted by: Velociman at June 26, 2008 9:17 PMLove that matte grey finish. That be one sweet ride.
Posted by: Elisson at June 26, 2008 9:29 PMMatte BLACK. as in Black spray primer. That's not a Maverick, it's a Tactical Assault Ride. You must have it. Ellison him down to $500. Bring a gun if you have to.
Posted by: og at June 26, 2008 9:43 PMHell yeah, buy it and take a torch to the back end of it and turn it into a Ranchero with a spunky V-8
Posted by: GUYK at June 27, 2008 11:15 AMAah, the Ford Maverick. Fords answer to the question; How bad can one car suck? I owned one of those lemons in the late '70s, and while it never left me stranded there were times it wouldn't get out of the driveway.
Posted by: PawPaw at June 27, 2008 12:17 PMIf it's a Maverick Grabber, buy it. Those suckers haul serious ass. I had a '73 I used to terrorize other hot-rodders with until I drove it off a cliff. Rolled it 5 or 6 times, and walked away. Damn fine car. You hit the gas, and it jumped like a startled rabbit.
Posted by: Bane at June 27, 2008 12:34 PMI thought you meant John McCain was for sale
Posted by: rob sama at June 27, 2008 2:02 PMWe have a winner! congrats, Rob!
See my comment about the Prius...
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at June 28, 2008 8:50 AMLet me try again:
Maverick, oh maverick
slick as shit
and that's no dick
ride with an awesome fit
my hot mean pick.
For the summer project, I'm sticking to her, I mean it, or ray, oh never mind...mind.
Posted by: argghh mind on ray ginch at June 28, 2008 3:27 PMI see our Level3.net idiot has returned.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at June 28, 2008 6:00 PMIdiot?! Does this mean we're not friends? Virtue and tongue of acid, damn skippy! Enjoy the link! Time for breakfast, eh? ;0)
Posted by: never mind at June 29, 2008 10:09 AMRoad Trip?
I had one just like it 30 yrs ago in high school. Elmo was the color of a traffic cone w/black vinyl interior - just the thing for those Florida summers. I still have scars on the backs of my thighs. It was in-fuckin-destructible. I "totaled" it twice (by insurance company standards) and it still ran. I'm thinking that's the ghost of Elmo. You should definitely buy it. It will survive the Apocalypse.
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