June 2, 2008
Primeval Woodpiles
Many people have commented on the recent discovery of a so-called uncontacted tribe in the Brazilian rainforest, one of an estimated 100 such singular tribes:
This is indeed marvelous stuff. Many anthropologists insist we should refrain from engaging in contact with said pristine cultures, too, because the very act of such contact would, by its very nature, corrupt their state of ignorant bliss.
I tend to agree with these assessments, given the history of disease and ill-fortune that tends to befall these benighted souls.
However. I think in this instance contact should be made. If for no other reason than to let them know one of their peeps is black:
Hey, they may not know. And it could prove to be helpful if, say, I don't know, maybe their cufflinks started disappearing or something.
He's a ringer. He was brought in for the spear chucking contests with the neighboring tribes. He's actually from Houston.
Posted by: Jack Straw at June 2, 2008 8:08 PMI'm confused, but I'm just a white dude.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at June 2, 2008 8:12 PMFunniest shit I've read in months. Post more, bitch.
Posted by: Scott at June 2, 2008 9:23 PMHe's just a brother of another color.
"Huitzlpochtli damn it! I told you to stop putting your cigars out in my body paint, Herman!"
Posted by: Elisson at June 2, 2008 9:41 PMIt's funny shit like this that makes me check your blog everyday or two so keep'em coming. You are one funny ass mother fucker. If I had a blog, it would be as funny as yours but I don't so keep posting shit up so I can laugh.
Posted by: white collar douche bag at June 3, 2008 12:27 AMThem aint spears, thems bongs. Must be good shit, got it from a negro.
Posted by: Don Jr. at June 3, 2008 9:33 AMIf only everyone oozed lubricant with which to ease racial tensions...
(Out of curiosity, anyone got a 300dpi of this pic? I want to blow it up, analyze further. Not that I don't accept Vdaddy's explanation as pure gospel... :D)
Posted by: Key at June 3, 2008 9:38 AMWow! Who knew Sasquatch vacationed in Brazil?
Posted by: Dash at June 3, 2008 9:41 AMNaw, that's the bathroom attendant. No spear, just a basket of mints and colognes, or colons, whatever the case may be.
Posted by: RedNeck at June 4, 2008 6:02 PMDamn... how'd I miss the post title? Woodpile... you sly dawg...
Posted by: RedNeck at June 4, 2008 6:05 PM... dude....
Posted by: Eric at June 5, 2008 8:48 AMDon't blowdart me, bro!
Posted by: zonker at June 5, 2008 11:23 AMhttp://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/05/30/brazil.tribes/index.html
I see tits. Or a coconut shell bra, mayhaps. Either or, that one dipped into the wrong vat of war paint.
I think if you crack the spine on Robin Hemley's book, Invented Eden, you'll find this was a hoax. A larger dpi photo reveals a gem just outside one of the huts: A Caesar's box of Crazy Bread with a little tub of marinara.
Posted by: Anna (Primal Purge) at June 9, 2008 1:23 AM