May 20, 2008
Hep a Dog Out
This dog is doomed. Too old for adoption, and too ugly. He'll ride the spike to Neverland.
Somebody should go over to the Atlanta Humane Society and give him a reach-around. He deserves it. I'm not doing it, though.
But IF you were to go jerk old Buddie off, he'd feel a lot better. I would, too. You? You'd probably feel like shit. Maybe even throw up.
You'd be ashamed.
I still think you should go ahead and do it. It's for Buddie.
So when will you be adopting this dog???
Posted by: Peggy U at May 20, 2008 11:15 PMWear a glove. Or use your left hand.
Good way to keep the mooselimbs away from you, have dawgs.
Posted by: og at May 21, 2008 9:53 PMI'm so glad I waited a month for this post.
Pure VelociGold.
Posted by: Elisson at May 22, 2008 1:54 PMYou can't convince Bella to do the guy a favor?
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at May 22, 2008 9:31 PMWait just a doggone minute! Buddie is only 7 months old!!
That's like, maybe 6 years old in human terms.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at May 24, 2008 6:46 PMHell, if Hillary hits the White House next fall, Bill is gonna have plenty of time on his hands. Amongst other things if he adopts Buddie. Maybe Buddie will even fetch the cigar's...
Hell, he's supposed to be Man's Best Friend, not the other way around. Teach ole Buddie to give ME a reach-around, and we're talking about an adoptable dog. Even old ugly women can be "adopted" if they can do that.
Posted by: Jack Straw at May 25, 2008 10:00 PMAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Posted by: agent bedhead at June 17, 2008 11:05 AM