January 28, 2008
Who's Your Daddy?
It takes a lot to rouse me from my somnambulence. Fortunately for you Rosie generally rises to the challenge. She sent me a picture of the Pig-tailed Whatzit. In a rare instance of decency I'll place it below the fold. I may not post again for a month or so, and you wouldn't want to be looking at that for a while.
Is it Photoshopped? Who cares? In fact, the mind that would create such an abomination at a keyboard is far more fascinating and unique to me than the genetic fart that would actually produce such a thing.
It also struck me that Rosie's recent post on preparing cow tongue is appropriate to the Pig-tailed Whatzit. If I could get my Rapala fillet knife near that thing we could have the Feast of Zeus at the next blogmeet. Somebody bring some turnip greens.
Ripley's got nothing on you, bub.
You are ever a Reliable Source of Weird Shit...and this Homunculus with Extra Funculus is only the most recent manifestation.
Posted by: Elisson at January 29, 2008 12:43 AMElisson's right, except that they don't have the balls to display such a thing. Hell, they've hidden a beautiful full-scale statue of The David behind hedges. Got him facing the wall like he's gonna piss on it.
But The David is gorgeous and perfect. No tail.
Of course, he is "uncut"...
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at January 29, 2008 6:32 AMHe/she/it has hands for feet. How did that escape your commentary?
Posted by: Hoosierboy at January 29, 2008 8:45 AMThe opposable feet was just bonus.
Posted by: Velociman at January 29, 2008 8:54 AMit looks old yet tiny... could it be a humanzee?
Posted by: rob sama at January 29, 2008 9:12 AMit's a statue. It's some kind of wierdass wax museum statue- but I can't remember where I saw it. The business end of it looks like Jar Jar Binks. Though, to some, THIS is the business end.
Posted by: og at January 29, 2008 9:21 AMHere's a pic
http://www.futurologisch.nl/wp-content/uploads/z-humandog.jpg
Not gonna look...not gonna look...
Posted by: Bane at January 29, 2008 5:38 PMHell, as weird as some people dress their pets, I've always been on to let mine run nekkid. Tail on that is 'bout the same size as the ones on my dogs.
The other side of the Mutant revealed... I never thought you one to resort to postin' mutant pron...
Posted by: RedNeck at January 29, 2008 6:17 PMYou looked, didn't you Bane? Yeah, so did I.
Posted by: Peggy U at January 30, 2008 12:19 PMI was thinking it may be some sort of newborn monkey thing or something. I don't think it's humandog. This beastie has more hair and freckly bits.
I knews you'd love it. I'm glad my unhealthy fascination with human tails dragged you out of hiding.
Posted by: Rosie at January 31, 2008 12:36 PMRosie: It's humandog, trust me. Look at the feet.
Posted by: og at January 31, 2008 8:16 PM