November 5, 2007
What I Didn't See at the Fair... Dammit!
Spider Girl. The living incarnation of Vishnu. A child borned with 8 appendages. It's truly a crazy world. And born in India on the very day the locals celebrate the 4-armed goddess Vishnu. Kind of like Catholics seeing a vision of the Virgin Mary. Only as an octopus.
Appears to be a legitimate phenomenon, if such can be called legitimate.
Unfortunately, they have to remove 4 of the useless arms and legs, her parasitic twin having grafted itself upside down on her at the pelvis. Parasites tend to be like that. All me, me, me.
Enjoy. I did. Especially since the fairs don't have a geek alley anymore.
h/t Ace.
Posted by Velociman at November 5, 2007 6:51 PM
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It looks rather painful...fascinating, but definitely bothersome. Amputation would air things out.
Posted by: emma at November 5, 2007 9:28 PMDamn, that's creepy. Reminds me of my first girlfriend. She had all sorts of shit growing down there.
Posted by: Richard at November 5, 2007 9:49 PMI remember the freak shows at the fair. I loved them, next to the tity show, I loved looking at babies in jars, three headed cows, a dog with eight legs. I went to a side show with all of my buddies one night and saw some great shows, the one I remember so good is the man that was buried for seven days, amazing.
Posted by: Catfish at November 6, 2007 11:59 AMWent to the fair last week. Paid $1.00 to see the Smallest Woman in the World. Go around the partition and what do I see but a 29 inch black woman sitting dolefully on a small sofa. She was text-messaging someone with her cell phone.
"Where you from?"
"Haiti."
"When you getting home again?"
"In just a few weeks."
I don't know what power V-Man has over Freaks of Nature, but he do tend to bring 'em out. Today at the airport, right behind me in the security line, was a Little Person.
Paging Zonker!
She must've been 3'6", thereabouts...and remarkably good-looking. Major set of yabbos, too. In proportion and everything. With a tattoo of Andre the Giant on her right boob. [I'm just kidding about Andre, but there was definitely a tattoo there.] And with that weird Little Person voice, too...like the Pillsbury Doughboy on a helium-crack blend.
In the tunnel train, while hanging on to one of those poles that help keep you from falling ass over teakettle when the train stops and starts, she passed some remark about learning to pole-dance. Makes you wonder. What's the market for midget pole-dancers, anyway? And just what sort of pole was she referring to?
Posted by: Elisson at November 6, 2007 8:54 PMDamn Ellisson writing about midget pole dancers on Vmans blog. Thats like dangling bleeding chickens in front of a gator.
Posted by: james old guy at November 7, 2007 11:39 AMThe market? The market, you say? There's a freaking (heh) market of one that I'm aware of, at any rate.
Posted by: Velociman at November 7, 2007 3:56 PMNow, aren't you glad I turned you on to the wonderful world of Indian birth defects?
I think she's adorable. Did you see the X-rays?
Posted by: Rosie at November 7, 2007 7:19 PMYou sure her twin just ain't got her head so far up her sister's ass that she can't see the light of day. I've never seen a picture of that, 'til now, that is.
You think if they'd have waited long enough she'd have dropped?
Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Got some poontang instead of naan