Velociworld

Memo to Shallowhead

I can't view your indelicate video from Helen. It's just a blank screen. I know it's exciting stuff to build your own blogsite out of spit, sorghum, and baling wire. But Jesus Christ, man. It must be readable. (This goes for you, too, Redneck).

I'm sure your grandpappy felt the same way when he returned home from the Good War and built his very own ham radio out of surplus batteries, stolen copper wiring, and acorns. But as you will recall he had a hella time reaching that nymphomaniac in Micronesia at midnight, I don't care how often he twisted his dial. Heh.

There are very nice pre-built sites out there, hombre. Try one.